how to avoid military service

take an arrow in the knee

also go protect your country

dont want to

Well no reason to have a laptop if you are going to use it for games

@SmugJew why not?

while I agree with you, the market for gaming laptops exists and if you get into some random consumer electronics store, the whole laptop selection will consist mostly of super-budget models or giant gaming laptops

Also some barely usable ¨¨convertible¨¨ devices

@Kimchi why should i want to protect a country who will suck eu cock

where are you from @SmugJew ?

estokia

estonia

Always good to remove some kebab

no kebab removing here my friend

if people remove kebab, I starve

they afraid big bad russia will attack

and they think our "army" with galils will be a match for russian army

lul

cant wait for when i get enough money to leave this palce

is military service even mandatory in Estonia?

As if Russia would want to take over some shit countries full of kebab people

iirc most EU countries removed mandatory military service

yeah its sadly mandatory

if you really want to avoid, you can still drop the "I'm gay" bomb

that should work in most countries

It is still a good thing to do, sooner or later you will need to defend your country

nah they allow gays here

its 2017 goyim

Say that you are Trans

really? I talked myself out of military by saying that I'm homo

i was thinking about going to shrink and getting some bs depression diagnose

With mental problems

@porco what country

Italy

ah nice

theyve been relaxing the standards for military

because alot of people have been avoiding it

so they pretty much take anything currently

a friend of mine went to the pre-inspection and frequently repeated that he wants to have his weapon NOW, after that he was also considered "not suitable for military"

Stuff like "Oh come on, why do we talk so much, just give me my rifle already"

lul