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2020-12-30 22:46:45 UTC  

harsh dude lol

2020-12-30 22:46:47 UTC  

Canadia isnt a real place

2020-12-30 22:46:50 UTC  

Lmao 🤣

2020-12-30 22:47:03 UTC  

Gotta stiff arm the Canadians <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-30 22:47:11 UTC  

Omg Isoboto is a wheman?

2020-12-30 22:47:21 UTC  

I forgot I must be white knight

2020-12-30 22:47:31 UTC  

Maybe

2020-12-30 22:47:32 UTC  

can confirm. it's something americans made up to feel better about themselves

2020-12-30 22:47:53 UTC  

America is just better

2020-12-30 22:47:54 UTC  

You don't exist then <:PepeGunRob:781190574375436319>

2020-12-30 22:47:55 UTC  

In reality above us is just empty icy waste lands

2020-12-30 22:48:04 UTC  

Santa belivers>Canadia Belivers

2020-12-30 22:48:09 UTC  

To me Canada doesn't exist simple because they kissed the royal ass to get their "freedom"

2020-12-30 22:48:14 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624> i feel like there's a sexual undertone under this joke and it's not pg

2020-12-30 22:48:39 UTC  

Now my mind is tainted <:KEKWait:780472182387376130>

2020-12-30 22:48:39 UTC  

Zsex

2020-12-30 22:48:46 UTC  

Everyone's always hating on the Canadian

2020-12-30 22:48:47 UTC  

Canadians are actually geese and hookers

2020-12-30 22:48:53 UTC  

Horkers

2020-12-30 22:49:01 UTC  

^^^ something we excel at

2020-12-30 22:49:23 UTC  

Imma use female syrup licker now as a common phrase while flirting

2020-12-30 22:49:27 UTC  

@isoboto so are you a Goose?

2020-12-30 22:49:36 UTC  

Literally three words I just threw together. I have no class, especially with women <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-30 22:49:49 UTC  

i am, if you want me to be 😂

2020-12-30 22:49:59 UTC  

that's pretty obvious

2020-12-30 22:50:01 UTC  

@isoboto ❤️ hot UwU

2020-12-30 22:50:05 UTC  

Your a goose now

2020-12-30 22:50:09 UTC  

no

2020-12-30 22:50:10 UTC  

that's gonna be an awful pick up phrase <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-12-30 22:50:23 UTC  

Oh I'll make it work~😏

2020-12-30 22:50:25 UTC  

Yeah... <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2020-12-30 22:50:47 UTC  

The best pick up line is "hay, how was your day?"

2020-12-30 22:50:50 UTC  

Wallace however is *Very* classy

2020-12-30 22:51:02 UTC  

Hays for horses

2020-12-30 22:51:02 UTC  

Belive me that is how I impressed my ex

2020-12-30 22:51:11 UTC  

be like wallace. be good, be nice. don't use bad pick up lines

2020-12-30 22:51:20 UTC  

@isoboto okay now that I'm a white knight show Bob's and vegene

2020-12-30 22:51:29 UTC  

all pickup lines are bad lol

2020-12-30 22:51:52 UTC  

I found out whip cream has NO³ in it

2020-12-30 22:52:09 UTC  

Imma....
Imma be busy for a bit

2020-12-30 22:52:09 UTC  

yes its pressurized