I cba to do any uniting when I read that Antifa "Commander Red" had smoke bombs and a flame thrower, then cried like a baby in a fetal position when caught and arrested.

I just got off work an hour and a half ago

Mountain time <:KEK:726877368601411624>

U get off this late?

I worked until midnight

I slept my 2 vampire hours.

Oooh

That’s not healthy

Oh, I'm feeling it.

Life isn't healthy either because everyone who has exposure to it dies

“Are you feeling it now mr krabs?”

No one gets out alive.

No sir

Arizona time 😎

Basically everything and anything kills us

Election fraud time <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Also John McCain time

I had to google that Spongebob reference. Oh, the shame!

I hate birthdays ever since I turned 21

Wow shameee

Never seen Spongebob.

Max, don't use Tinder

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Wait what why

The actual chances of finding a good woman who ticks all your boxes is incredibly low

Oh yea I know that

I’m not expecting anything rlly tbh

Nevermind it encourages normal people to worry about their attractiveness unnecessarily

You should just have like some must and some prefer, checking all the boxes isn't necessary most times

I do agree tinder is Not the best way to find a special someone

It’s too shallow in a way

Compatible personality is paramount

We made our own time zone so we're not associated with california

lol

Yet all you commie bastards keep coming here and making us cali

There was this one dating app I heard called Smores tht might come out soon, that u talk to ppl and the more u interact with them the Less their pictures blur out

Sounds like a pretty neat idea

wat

cool

Meet people in person

i thought i had an umbrella but idk where it is