I'm jk. Ignore me.

Only a cruel person would agree

You mean on this uniting thing?

No, the "ignore me" part

lol Thanks. <:salut:730846445732888630>

Dang u ppl still up at 5 am 😦

1:34 am here

Oh right west coast

3:34 am

Yeee

West coast <:KEK:726877368601411624>

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I cba to do any uniting when I read that Antifa "Commander Red" had smoke bombs and a flame thrower, then cried like a baby in a fetal position when caught and arrested.

I just got off work an hour and a half ago

Mountain time <:KEK:726877368601411624>

U get off this late?

I worked until midnight

I slept my 2 vampire hours.

Oooh

That’s not healthy

Oh, I'm feeling it.

Life isn't healthy either because everyone who has exposure to it dies

“Are you feeling it now mr krabs?”

No one gets out alive.

No sir

Arizona time 😎

Basically everything and anything kills us

Election fraud time <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Also John McCain time

I had to google that Spongebob reference. Oh, the shame!

I hate birthdays ever since I turned 21

Wow shameee

Never seen Spongebob.

Max, don't use Tinder

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Wait what why

The actual chances of finding a good woman who ticks all your boxes is incredibly low

Oh yea I know that

I’m not expecting anything rlly tbh

Nevermind it encourages normal people to worry about their attractiveness unnecessarily

You should just have like some must and some prefer, checking all the boxes isn't necessary most times