Message from @Max4Z
Discord ID: 794143123688914974
My pfp is pikachu
idk
i just dont wanna get a job
Yes, my favorite black and white pikachu.
No, man, I have PTSD and they haunt me. This is not better.
Good morning
im really lazy
Sunday morning.
oof
Oh wait.
Hello
Morning? I still haven’t slept
<:angrypelosi:723010351150661655>
Wednesday morning
its 4 pm
LOL I swear I thought yesterday was Saturday for some reason.
wth
You got skeletons in the closet...
ooooo my amazon packages are getting delivered tomorrow
The holidays mess up schedules.
It’s gonna arrive soon thru Amazon
lol No skeletons. Just, like, war, and stuff.
I work for Amazon 😁
Don't tell bezos though
I’m snitching
Thank you for your service! Your delivery service is always a day ahead.
My ass will get assigned to re education at the washington post
Unless u bring me my package right now
It's an expression. It means you have dark thoughts and memories in the back of your mind
I don't touch packages lmao I'm an analyst
lol I know, bro.
Oooh
Insert Farmers Insurance, "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two"
Nice.
Is that ur pickup line?
No, I could never pick up anyone
I only pick up heavy weight off the ground at the gym <:sad:647898449509089280>
5kg isn't "heavy" in the US
ha
5 kg is 11 lbs