I actually bought an IPhone tripod 😬

It’s gonna arrive soon thru Amazon

lol No skeletons. Just, like, war, and stuff.

I work for Amazon 😁

Don't tell bezos though

I’m snitching

Thank you for your service! Your delivery service is always a day ahead.

My ass will get assigned to re education at the washington post

Unless u bring me my package right now

It's an expression. It means you have dark thoughts and memories in the back of your mind

I don't touch packages lmao I'm an analyst

lol I know, bro.

Oooh

Insert Farmers Insurance, "We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two"

Nice.

Is that ur pickup line?

No, I could never pick up anyone

I only pick up heavy weight off the ground at the gym <:sad:647898449509089280>

5kg isn't "heavy" in the US

ha

5 kg is 11 lbs

Yep a little under a stone

I am lifting right now. About a thousand 12 ounce arm curls ought to do it.

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Only a stone?

Well how many stone do you lift?

I only pick up heavy weights when I stand or get out of bed

None

That’s hot

I have perfected the roll.

I look like a turtle on his back getting out of bed

lol Kick the legs up for momentum? <:thinking:726878987837636698>

LOL I sway back and forth

lol

Alright goodnight u crazy rascals it’s 5 am I don’t wanna mess up my sleep schedule

Of course my cats may decide to stand on me as I am trying to get up.

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Goodnight love you

gn Max

What an emote

I am headed to bed also