Message from @ElCalafate

Discord ID: 794416752531603456


2021-01-01 04:07:34 UTC  

I think the natural hair is better

2021-01-01 04:07:39 UTC  

He used to be the king of hats

2021-01-01 04:07:40 UTC  

I'm 23 and I just got my first grey hair

2021-01-01 04:07:42 UTC  

Now he just goes with it

2021-01-01 04:07:43 UTC  

must be the stress <:KEK:726877368601411624> maybe luc is heading that direction too

2021-01-01 04:07:46 UTC  

I'm 27 and still have a full head of hair

2021-01-01 04:07:54 UTC  

Homer Simpson?

2021-01-01 04:07:54 UTC  

Yeah, I am not getting anyone ever

2021-01-01 04:07:57 UTC  

27

2021-01-01 04:07:57 UTC  

In 2021, where did it go?

2021-01-01 04:07:58 UTC  

Old

2021-01-01 04:08:01 UTC  

I showed the lady at the liquor store and she didn't even card me after that

2021-01-01 04:08:04 UTC  

Ancient

2021-01-01 04:08:04 UTC  

I hope I am in that same boat

2021-01-01 04:08:07 UTC  

I want a free trip to Minnesota lmao

2021-01-01 04:08:15 UTC  

21 right now with luscious blonde locks

2021-01-01 04:08:19 UTC  

Yeah so do I <:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

2021-01-01 04:08:24 UTC  

I met a black girl with dreads at a gas station that was my perfect 10 and I'm sad b/c it seems she may be ghosting me

2021-01-01 04:08:27 UTC  

Blonde gang represent

2021-01-01 04:08:29 UTC  

I have to get a haircut about every 3 weeks

2021-01-01 04:08:33 UTC  

Just say you're a somali immigrant

2021-01-01 04:08:36 UTC  

Let us all rejoice in our ugliness!

2021-01-01 04:08:37 UTC  

For what? Libtards and bad public schools?

2021-01-01 04:08:39 UTC  

I havent had a haircut in 3 years <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2021-01-01 04:08:41 UTC  

My dad used to be blonde but went brunette somehow. I asked how that happened. He said "I had kids"

2021-01-01 04:08:56 UTC  

I live in winnipeg, they will say, your already here

2021-01-01 04:09:16 UTC  

California is Somalia

2021-01-01 04:09:17 UTC  

Where is winnipeg

2021-01-01 04:09:25 UTC  

I love Winnipeg

2021-01-01 04:09:25 UTC  

Canada

2021-01-01 04:09:26 UTC  

Above minniapolis, pretty liberal

2021-01-01 04:09:27 UTC  

And thunder bay

2021-01-01 04:09:30 UTC  

Canada <:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624> <:KEK:726877368601411624>

2021-01-01 04:09:33 UTC  

oh you've been there?

2021-01-01 04:09:37 UTC  

Moose aboot the hoose eh

2021-01-01 04:09:49 UTC  

Or here

2021-01-01 04:09:52 UTC  

Mcdonald's poutine is nasty af

2021-01-01 04:09:55 UTC  

that's so fast 😂

2021-01-01 04:09:58 UTC  

Use Google Maps

2021-01-01 04:10:00 UTC  

I stopped eating fast food

2021-01-01 04:10:00 UTC  

USA >>> Canada