Message from @dimidarn

Discord ID: 795165115770732574


2021-01-03 05:40:47 UTC  

Heathrow charges £6 for a 200ml tropicana orange juice

2021-01-03 05:41:02 UTC  

Ok convert that to money that actually matters

2021-01-03 05:41:05 UTC  

Oi mate that "Beef Wellington" is quite delightful innit? They are quite superior in England because we are Bri'ish innit.

2021-01-03 05:41:08 UTC  

My mom brought me to see it in a theater because she hadn't read the book.

2021-01-03 05:41:18 UTC  

and?

2021-01-03 05:41:21 UTC  

$8

2021-01-03 05:41:25 UTC  

I had... and wasn't shocked. She dragged me out, her crying 😂

2021-01-03 05:41:28 UTC  

Where's that dumbass british dude that was in here earlier

2021-01-03 05:41:31 UTC  

what in the sam hill was that... whats wrong with you, you some kind of special?

2021-01-03 05:41:41 UTC  

i knew it

2021-01-03 05:41:46 UTC  

Soakies r apparently a thing in britain

2021-01-03 05:41:54 UTC  

What are Soakies

2021-01-03 05:41:57 UTC  

It's literally warm water and saltine crackers

2021-01-03 05:41:58 UTC  

aren't those boots

2021-01-03 05:41:59 UTC  

Soakies

2021-01-03 05:42:00 UTC  

Soaked

2021-01-03 05:42:03 UTC  

Soakies for your fanny?

2021-01-03 05:42:07 UTC  

I have a crush on Gordon Ramsay <:uwu:671177205690269716>

2021-01-03 05:42:12 UTC  

Imma go now

2021-01-03 05:42:14 UTC  

Cya

2021-01-03 05:42:17 UTC  

I was like 8 btw 😂

2021-01-03 05:42:17 UTC  

Gn

2021-01-03 05:42:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707691030748594294/795165118945951754/1588909894-41wtncTIx6L.png

2021-01-03 05:42:20 UTC  

boom!

2021-01-03 05:42:26 UTC  

thats another tearjerker

2021-01-03 05:42:26 UTC  

u know what a fanny in Britain is right?

2021-01-03 05:42:33 UTC  

No

2021-01-03 05:42:35 UTC  

The book was infinitely more interesting than the movie

2021-01-03 05:42:35 UTC  

Yes mate

2021-01-03 05:42:39 UTC  

I'm not fucking british

2021-01-03 05:42:55 UTC  

Like, why did he not go to space and meet the monkey

2021-01-03 05:43:03 UTC  

I keep forgetting to read my book

2021-01-03 05:43:11 UTC  

Imagine if there was a British version of mcgoober <:kek:756525136781508688>

2021-01-03 05:43:15 UTC  

I'm still mad he didn't end up on Raquel Welch's movie set

2021-01-03 05:43:22 UTC  

No I'm the only me

2021-01-03 05:43:31 UTC  

Even tho this isnt a movie its still sad
https://youtu.be/esslNGOMNAU

2021-01-03 05:43:32 UTC  

Prayers needed for my friend, he lost his leg in the meme wars.
He said it was worth it and would do it all over again.😂🤣😂

2021-01-03 05:43:33 UTC  

its the special part where a mommy has a baby

2021-01-03 05:43:39 UTC  

fuck

2021-01-03 05:43:41 UTC  

lmao

2021-01-03 05:43:43 UTC  

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