yank detected

that made me cry too

British food can barely be called food

Hey I don’t like European food, but I will give them one thing. They make a mean breakfast. Least Italians

Bloimy mate me bloody soakies ave oversoaked

That was some good shit

Heathrow charges £6 for a 200ml tropicana orange juice

Ok convert that to money that actually matters

Oi mate that "Beef Wellington" is quite delightful innit? They are quite superior in England because we are Bri'ish innit.

My mom brought me to see it in a theater because she hadn't read the book.

and?

$8

I had... and wasn't shocked. She dragged me out, her crying 😂

Where's that dumbass british dude that was in here earlier

what in the sam hill was that... whats wrong with you, you some kind of special?

i knew it

Soakies r apparently a thing in britain

What are Soakies

It's literally warm water and saltine crackers

aren't those boots

Soakies

Soaked

Soakies for your fanny?

I have a crush on Gordon Ramsay <:uwu:671177205690269716>

Imma go now

Cya

I was like 8 btw 😂

Gn

@dimidarn

boom!

thats another tearjerker

u know what a fanny in Britain is right?

No

The book was infinitely more interesting than the movie

Yes mate

I'm not fucking british

Like, why did he not go to space and meet the monkey

I keep forgetting to read my book

Imagine if there was a British version of mcgoober <:kek:756525136781508688>

I'm still mad he didn't end up on Raquel Welch's movie set

No I'm the only me