it's 100% satirical

🤷🏻‍♀️

People read atlas shrugged.

now I need to assess the final problem

and that is

And war and peace

get a bank account

And candide

All hard to get through

I'm sure you'll find readers

nah Idrc, I made the book for pure jokes and fun

the only thing more dangerous than a assault rifle is a woman driving

Nah. Its my husband backing up in a parking lot

lol

🤦🏻‍♀️ that isnt a joke. He needs a spotter

LOL

that sounds like my mother

almost

she's not that bad

but still

Me, I can back a trailer in at 20mph with just my mirrors

sounds like my dad

But I was made to practice. And practice. And practice

he pulled off keeping the huge ass expedition from sliding down the ice, on a steep hill

going like 5mph

Thats impressive

yes it was

When it snows here I start raging

my Mom on the other hand was too scared to stay in the car, she walked all the way down and went far out of the way.

snow is cool and all, but such a hassle to deal with

Because people think they can still go 115 on i45

Instead of slowing down and going the same speed as the truckers

Which.. really seems common sense to me?

In hawaii you won't be going faster than 65.... 😦 I can no longer say "WE HIT 88, WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FUTURE DOC!"

Ah yeah. Well we have roads with speed limits up to 85

And they are just suggestion

In texas there was a 95 MPH road we were on

but some peopel had the nerve to go 110

That wouldn't surprise me

like wtf

typical