When the doctor called my wife to tell her she tested positive, I kissed her while she was on the phone.

Actually yez

I know what you mean, but that was a terrible way to word it lol, it sounds almost worse

Personally, id like to tan so I can stop mixing my own foundation 😂

i am not brain dead

Maybe you’re

Without doubt

You is

Are even

i have done a lot of research on the subject

<:KEKWait:780472182387376130> your not breathing 100% carbon but your definitely not getting a healthy intake of O²

.warn @MasterChief Quit it.

those nurses on twitter are fake lots of nurses at my moms work are hoping to get covid to get unemployment benefits lol

Also O² particals are thousands of times smaller than Covid-19 particals

Literal atoms...

oxygen is also smaller than the holes the water vapor is clogging the holes in the mask

Vegans are destroying the planet eating all the oxygen producing plants.

making it a little harder to breath but not that much

The virus is an Airasol not a airborne virus so it clings to air not muscous

Vegans are doing us a favor really

no

Well it clings to both but a mask won't stop the tainted air

If you ever had a punctured lung, you'd know even a little harder to breathe sucks big style.

Because the more oxygen there is in the air, the bigger the insects are

also if your out side and not kissing someone there is no real way to give or get it

WTF? lol

vegans are plants

tainted air?

There was once a time period where the vegetation was so dense, the insects were bigger than modern humans

Look at places that have dense vegetation and look at their insects

Guess who's back back back.

it travels in water droplets and is more likely to spread in a closed environment

back again

Back again gain gain.

More protein. With a nice, crunchy shell. Like land lobsters.

sounds like bs to me

Hey mom, im going mosquito hunting

Not true, I had a guy in my barracks who slept in his locker and never EVER took his mask off , didn't make friends so social distanced

He caught covid and got kicked out and I stayed even though I rarely wore my mask

Because I caught the antibodies by allowing my body to sample the virus

Sample?