I forgot breakfast for me

It's only 12 for me! I really should wake up earlier though

I have.. blue raspberry rockstar

Ehh, the mornings are skippable

I am carb loading. With beer. This is my winter mass phase, yo.

One of my medications is chemically very similar to meth so it's a struggle for me to eat, especially in the mornings.

I miss adderall

I could focus

Send me some.

Instead im doing 5 things and none of them well

i always wanted to see what adderall was like.....

No. It's a pain in the ass enough getting it prescribed.

ha

did tyler zed start making flamethrowers?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Not-a-Flamethrower-Tactical-Torch-Feeling-Grey/303673424768?hash=item46b458bb80:g:oBEAAOSwMSRfUHaO

And they are what?

Like they don't like giving it to me because I have a history of addiction even though my history of addiction does not include abusing prescriptions.

the company is literally called "tyler's prop shop"

Mentioned 5 minutes ago

wtf

he started selling knockoff elon musk flamethrowers

Is it possible there's another Tyler somewhere in the world that made a prop shop?

nop

just this one

Fair enough.

lol This looks excellent for moving "peaceful protesters" out of traffic.

I might just become a ken

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I prefer an F-350 with a cow catcher

why a cowcatcher when you can use ballistic missiles

lol Did you see the jacked up truck guys with bear spray? Genius.

Because I don't want to swat a fly with a nuclear warhead

lol

but there are about 77 million of those flies

and 22 million of them are dead

I gotta make sure that they stay dead

What rule is the double tap? Rule 4?

Also, a few million of them are skinny white girls fighting for black lives. Between meth hits.

😄

heh, putting 'em out of their misery

if they post on insta that they live in hell, might as well give them a one way ticket!