Message from @Sham

Discord ID: 383821719883743232


2017-11-25 03:22:39 UTC  

Well, it's like one from each category.

2017-11-25 03:22:43 UTC  

o

2017-11-25 03:22:59 UTC  

I can tell you outright I'm blind in one eye and that means even if I did get a license, I can't drive at night.

2017-11-25 03:23:10 UTC  

When you're in a place that gets dark really quickly, licenses are useless.

2017-11-25 03:23:23 UTC  

@johnfrum fuck you I'm cancelling the order

2017-11-25 03:27:19 UTC  

i managed to fuck up one of my eyes by shining a laser pointer into it, but it still works mostly, only the middle bits fucked

2017-11-25 03:27:30 UTC  

never underestimate the power of an ape brain

2017-11-25 03:28:45 UTC  

ook ook

2017-11-25 03:28:53 UTC  

Mine's a scarred nerve, it's sort of in my head being useless.

2017-11-25 03:29:03 UTC  

i got cyanoacrylate in my eye once

2017-11-25 03:29:06 UTC  

was that from birth, or an accident?

2017-11-25 03:29:15 UTC  

it felt weird for a couple hours and my glasses were fucked

2017-11-25 03:29:21 UTC  

Birth defect, yeah.

2017-11-25 03:29:43 UTC  

In my state you can drive as long as you have one eye

2017-11-25 03:29:51 UTC  

with 20/50 vision

2017-11-25 03:30:05 UTC  

with or without glasses

2017-11-25 03:30:11 UTC  

Ihatecats

2017-11-25 03:30:13 UTC  

I'm in leafland.

2017-11-25 03:30:22 UTC  

cananananada

2017-11-25 03:30:28 UTC  

@Tervy why do you hate cats, not that i disagree?

2017-11-25 03:30:29 UTC  

So we also have 3 driving tests over 2 years in order to even consider being a driver, too.

2017-11-25 03:30:41 UTC  

@Tervy d-do you hate lynxes

2017-11-25 03:30:51 UTC  

The US is still a traveling country, take away a man's ability to get around and you damn near killed him.

2017-11-25 03:30:55 UTC  

Not that much

2017-11-25 03:31:02 UTC  

good

2017-11-25 03:31:13 UTC  

That is true unless you live in a city John

2017-11-25 03:31:20 UTC  

Why I think cartheives should be hung.

2017-11-25 03:31:36 UTC  

it is a pain in the ass to get license in france

2017-11-25 03:32:03 UTC  

what is a cartthief, a gypsy or something?

2017-11-25 03:32:07 UTC  

you have to pass shitty citizenship day at military casern and it is boring

2017-11-25 03:34:17 UTC  

@cjharmer73 a motorcart rustler

2017-11-25 03:34:49 UTC  

oh my ape brain just read it as cart thief as opposed to car thief

2017-11-25 03:38:07 UTC  

But yeah, any thief is basically the opposite of what society is build upon, if you steal property you are pretty scummy

2017-11-25 03:40:10 UTC  

why do you keep saying ape brain?

2017-11-25 03:40:55 UTC  

because i have a brain like an ape

2017-11-25 03:40:56 UTC  

every instance of this series of words said in this server was from you. CTRL+F :D

2017-11-25 03:42:39 UTC  

ook ook

2017-11-25 03:44:57 UTC  

man ajin is a great premise

2017-11-25 03:45:25 UTC  

well, the premise of the villain anyway

2017-11-25 03:45:52 UTC  

Dissolved into wank a quarter way through.

2017-11-25 03:48:48 UTC  

true, but one of my favorite ideas in fiction is what an immortal person would do