I beat a gator to death with a shovel once

Wow thats ignorant you should be shot

It lunged at my doggo

http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/78a6b31dd8fd99048731f904dd5d45e9

they keep growing as they age, meaning they become monster hunter bosses

>lemme just touch it

fuck i love people sometimes

and they never seem to die of old age

they "theoretically" can

generally they starve to ddeth or get fucked up first

crocs regularly lose legs and dgaf, that one up their had a leg ripped of by a shark decades ago

he's called brutus

There's a film called Alligator that's pretty funny

which one

the one from 1980

the one from 1988

or the one from the mid 2000s

if its the one with teh big ass floating croc scene

i saw it

its great

1980 one I think

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/05/article-2716765-2046AC7800000578-500_964x557.jpg heres another picture of brutus

>that sharks face

Pet alligator gets flushed down the toilet

Oh THAT one

thats the Shit one

Eats dogs treated with hormones

Becomes massive

Rogue (2007) has the best and probbal most realistic situations with a croc

Primeval is a fun meme croc film

>croc fast AF on land and water

It's one of those so shit it's good films

yeah

The first lake placid is also mmmm nice

teh next 5 are not so muuch tho

Wow there's actually fucking gator movie afficianados in this chat

i prefer shark movies TBH

but

gators are REALLY cool too

the problem is they are rarer compared to shark films

and rarely good