Message from @DishonoredRonin

Discord ID: 754943925063778414


2020-09-14 05:37:00 UTC  

What is your age?

2020-09-14 05:37:22 UTC  

48 come Halloween.

2020-09-14 05:38:43 UTC  

Oh dang. I’m only 17 as of a few days ago. You weren’t kidding when you said “half or less.”

2020-09-14 05:39:10 UTC  

Yep. You could be my grandkid. LOL

2020-09-14 05:39:44 UTC  

Almost. LOL

2020-09-14 05:42:25 UTC  

You say that but then you look at my dad, who’s 54!!

2020-09-14 05:43:27 UTC  

Postulate my first child at 18, then that child having one at 18, my grandkid would be 12 now.

2020-09-14 05:44:01 UTC  

Yeah, I guess!

2020-09-14 05:44:25 UTC  

Although it probably wouldn’t work great

2020-09-14 05:45:14 UTC  

In my family, it's been younger.

2020-09-14 05:47:46 UTC  

Oh my. Hopefully everything worked out?

2020-09-14 05:48:00 UTC  

Having kids before like 25 can be real difficult.

2020-09-14 05:48:19 UTC  

LOL It all depends.

2020-09-14 05:54:08 UTC  

Hello.

2020-09-14 05:54:26 UTC  

Hiya.

2020-09-14 05:55:20 UTC  

It's great how the United States of America has EXACTLY 50 states.

2020-09-14 05:55:52 UTC  

It *is* a pleasing number.

2020-09-14 05:56:58 UTC  

Maybe if the number of states increased to 100. 🤔

2020-09-14 05:57:07 UTC  

We could have a fun election night.

2020-09-14 05:57:13 UTC  

LOL

2020-09-14 05:57:37 UTC  

You'd have to split too many states more than once.

2020-09-14 05:58:01 UTC  

Split all the states by two maybe.

2020-09-14 05:58:03 UTC  

(Kitten-assisted typing.)

2020-09-14 05:58:26 UTC  

There's not enough people in some to do that. South Dakota's one.

2020-09-14 05:58:37 UTC  

Less than a million people here.

2020-09-14 05:59:02 UTC  

If Puerto Rico becomes a state, It would have the same electoral votes as kansas and arkansas.

2020-09-14 05:59:11 UTC  

The number of 538 will increase.

2020-09-14 05:59:14 UTC  

My part of Oregon wants to join Idaho

2020-09-14 05:59:23 UTC  

Lol

2020-09-14 05:59:59 UTC  

I don't think Puerto Rico will ever become a state. They like having their own local laws, and it would instantly become a welfare state.

2020-09-14 06:00:35 UTC  

True... maybe we can get provinces from Canada.

2020-09-14 06:00:41 UTC  

I hear Alberta likes us.

2020-09-14 06:00:53 UTC  

AND THEY HAVE OIL!

2020-09-14 06:00:58 UTC  

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2020-09-14 06:01:00 UTC  

LOL

2020-09-14 06:01:13 UTC  

The only liberal parts of Oregon are Portland, Salem, and Eugene the rest is conservative

2020-09-14 06:01:26 UTC  

My internet went down for a few secinds

2020-09-14 06:01:41 UTC  

How do conservatives in rural places think anyways?

2020-09-14 06:01:50 UTC  

My grandma was born in Alberta

2020-09-14 06:02:13 UTC  

It feels like you have to learn the secret in order to know what the Republicans do.

2020-09-14 06:02:43 UTC  

Oddly, politics doesn't come up around here much.