Message from @guarddog
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No I mean seal is good to eat
I'm glad every server allows me to trash on texans
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I'm glad
A good Texan would whip out his .44 magnum and shoot you from the hip
I am glad this server allows me to trash California and the rest of the west coast
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california is trash so its ok
I used to live in the mountains in California
oh look California is on fire again.... just like the rest of the west coast... *sips coffee*
During the winter you could see the Sierra Nevadas snow capped
Beautiful but a shitty state
I'm glad that the Californian exodus is effecting texas and not new mexico
you know what you can't see in california during the winter? Your breath if you live in death valley area
How about I nuke California
"burning strips of forest safely is helping climate change!!!" shit burns: "omg, climate change!!!"
@john wayne nuke Texas instead
No Texas is great
I blame belated Gender Reveal Parties
@john wayne I would assume the west coast would be the most heavily defended against icbms
Wait another question of the day. Is time irrelevant because when you die you know you’re dead and time doesn’t really matter. So does that mean if I’m late to work they can’t really say I’m late because time doesn’t really exist?
Brain dead
Texas used to walk all over us thats why I hate texas
don't worry the Dino's had a gender reveal party too.... it came the form of a gian meteor
Dinos
@john wayne petitions fall under rule 3. Don't post them here.
Ok
Nuke time
You know the worlds dying when you join a discord server and there’s no tab for cars
Truly depressing
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Can I reword my statement
Sky news Australia is more right than fox news
what?
China: *has a literal holocaust against Muslims*
UN: I sleep
China: *unleashes a virus on the world*
UN: I sleep
China: *has the worst pollution levels in the world*
UN: I sleep
America: *Stops rioters with CS gas*
UN: **REAL SHIT**
lol the UN needs to STFU... until they sanction us with their army... oh wait they don't have an army
One piece is the best criticism of the un
Isn’t it a giant coalition...