i assume joe is sleeping

I assume the position

*bends over*

If that's what you're in to.

whatever floats your boat, bro

whatever is about to get INTO me you mean @jimbodaddy

I do need to figure out something for dinner..

i got some sausage right here

potatoes

you wanna taste?

..how did it all come to this

Why are we still here?

Vienna sausage?

just to suffer?

Polish sausage

garlic

6 pack

plenty enough for you and me

Extra cheese?

no

cheese on sausages wtf?

these are culinary perfected sausages bro

you don't ruin meats with cheese like that

I like fries.

well maybe you do

Tomorrow will be pork shoulder.

nice

I like the shoulder for the bone and collagen

really tasty

Firing up the Traeger

will you score the fatty side and put cloves in?

or are you gonna fuck up and skip those steps?

Not big on the cloves.

amateurs...

I like fries.

it's the super secret ingredient

you need to put cloves or else you just a poser

I bet you photoshop your BBQ grill lines

whats up with that admin thing

I put them on afterwards with my welding torch.

Gotta get that oxy-acetylene flavor