Message from @Meryl.140.15

Discord ID: 757201128747171912


2020-09-20 11:22:04 UTC  

its a health hazard

2020-09-20 11:22:20 UTC  

i stand up and pee when i'm in the shower but i prefer to pee sitting down on the toilet

2020-09-20 11:22:26 UTC  

Wait you can't survive without eating every single minute

2020-09-20 11:22:45 UTC  

even for women sitting down to pee gets messy

2020-09-20 11:22:46 UTC  

vlad i might be stuck there for days

2020-09-20 11:22:46 UTC  

ok

2020-09-20 11:23:04 UTC  

you think your little guy is the only one that gets clogged?

2020-09-20 11:23:31 UTC  

clogged?

2020-09-20 11:23:44 UTC  

don't even

2020-09-20 11:24:02 UTC  

my urethra is girthy

2020-09-20 11:24:28 UTC  

lol!

2020-09-20 11:26:12 UTC  

let's move the conversation along

2020-09-20 11:26:17 UTC  

before it gets weird

2020-09-20 11:26:25 UTC  

o.O

2020-09-20 11:26:44 UTC  

Too, late its already weird

2020-09-20 11:26:46 UTC  

ok

2020-09-20 11:26:50 UTC  

i honestly don't even know how this started

2020-09-20 11:26:50 UTC  

do you live alone meryl?

2020-09-20 11:26:57 UTC  

no i have roomies

2020-09-20 11:27:08 UTC  

Something about aircraft

2020-09-20 11:27:15 UTC  

yes that's right

2020-09-20 11:27:17 UTC  

fresh paint

2020-09-20 11:27:18 UTC  

is it considerate to piss in your shower when you know you have to share the shower with room mates?

2020-09-20 11:27:33 UTC  

they won't know

2020-09-20 11:27:44 UTC  

ohh what they dont know wont hurt them right

2020-09-20 11:27:59 UTC  

you don't pee in the shower?

2020-09-20 11:28:02 UTC  

standing up

2020-09-20 11:28:04 UTC  

all manly

2020-09-20 11:28:11 UTC  

i rarely shower so

2020-09-20 11:28:16 UTC  

<:realfuckingconfusedbobby:738660873236774923>

2020-09-20 11:28:31 UTC  

Go take a fucking shower

2020-09-20 11:28:36 UTC  

^

2020-09-20 11:28:42 UTC  

did jesus shower?

2020-09-20 11:28:52 UTC  

he did bathe

2020-09-20 11:28:58 UTC  

i could be wrong

2020-09-20 11:29:06 UTC  

i think bathe was in the Bible somehwere

2020-09-20 11:29:11 UTC  

Ok, person who has all disease known to man

2020-09-20 11:29:35 UTC  

in ukraine i bet showers actually make you more dirty

2020-09-20 11:29:48 UTC  

^