Yes

It sounded lime it was in my ear

I punched my wall because I thought it was something in my wall

Lol

But then I saw my soda

And realized it was the soda

Mauler did you come back online just to laugh at my stupidity

My house is quiet except for the aquarium running, and Nameless snoring.

My house is quiet as well unless my dogs start fighting eachother

...Dark snoring.

Slap her and tell her to stop snoring

Nah, Dark is too dumb to realize it. It's just a soft wheezing sound.

I could not be with someone who snores

I would wake up and beat them

That shit is so annoying

We're talking a cat that bloodied her nose repeatedly trying to jump *through* the aquarium.

Jeesh

Is the cat stupid?

LOL My ex snored, but since I don't really sleep, I'd just go do something else.

Yes, the cat is stupid.

It's why she's a housecat. She's mentally defective.

Oh its actually stupid

That sucks

She understands food, water, and the litterbox, and that's about it.

Oof

It'd be cruel to put her outside.

Sounds hard

I would just put it out of its misery

Nah, she's a good kitty.

Healthy as a horse, just dumb.

Oh so it's a child

Ok

All my housecats are defective. Crippled or mental.

Question why do you get crippled pets?

I feel like it just makes it harder on yourself

I don't. I have a freakton of farm cats here on my property.

Jeesh

Oh

Do you have a gun

I feel bad for otherwise fine animals that would die if left to fend for themselves.

No gun.