why would I boil my razor in tartar sauce

To clean and disinfect

@johnfrum pics?

cleaner shave

I misinterpreted boiling the razor in water and then applying paste of cream of tarter.

even better

@Patrick sleeping with the fishes.

Don't take nice things /out/

??

He dropped his razor in the stream like a fucking tard

Cri

if you live in the US there's used and not perfect looking but functional safety razors on ebay. Hipsters want new old stock so things are cheap on that end.

>using a razor someone else has shaved their cock and balls with

literally AIDS-tier

>what is boiling in a soup can

Something you wouldn't have to do if you bought your own fucking razor

they're so fucking cheap, why buy used

Muh Americana.

I'll buy a chink razor.

If I don't like it I'll just use ball and ass razors

If my ZS5s don't come tomorrow, I'm gonna REEEEE at the seller, even though it won't help at all

I try to send them a message now saying , dear friend please fast shipping thanks 😃

sellers on ali love using the dear friend meme

i know if i was a sad chink i would like someone to call me dear friend

alas im no chink, just sad

@Big Meme D E A R F R I E N D

If I message a seller and say I appreciate them and wish them luck, will they respond with free shit?

I got this message "Dear friend, if you like our products, you can choose them by the following link. if inconvenience, please understand. [store link]"

these guys are still selling tea on ali even though it was made a no no

Gangster as shit.

my shipping got cancelled but thankfully I got this message "Hello, I'm sorry to bring you unpleasant, your parcel back post office returned, we have sent you a re-send, this is the new tracking number:HEILHITLER1488"

I bet the chinks got real mad at not being able to sell tea anymore, that used to sell a lot.

They probably just moved to ebay

Fuck em, shit's dangerous

how so

Yeah but it's a shame, some people had good stuff

I bought from reputable stores and it was delcious

>Food
>of dubious origin and purity

No thanks

its only dangerous if ur a weak boi with bad immune system, u gotta inhale a lot of smog so that shit in the tea doesn't touch you

well I got some great tea tbh cause I bought from reputable stores