Message from @Professor Hank

Discord ID: 761360143723790376


2020-10-01 22:49:35 UTC  

Someone’s hamster is dying in general 2

2020-10-01 22:50:24 UTC  

Let me tell you a story so you'll appreciate your life a little better.
It was September of last year. My squad was out doing LandNav practice. Our squad leader wasn't too good at English, yet he somehow ended up with the map 😂
Anywho, to keep it fairly short, he led us into an artillery drop zone although none of us knew it until I stepped on a mortar shell that didn't explode when it hit the ground.

2020-10-01 22:50:33 UTC  

Talk about *spoopy*

2020-10-01 22:50:41 UTC  

I cant read all that

2020-10-01 22:51:15 UTC  

@Professor Hank Holy shit dude

2020-10-01 22:51:18 UTC  

i no know no engloish

2020-10-01 22:51:20 UTC  

But you'll take a 30 minute survey to see what kind of potato you are. Dass kül 😂

2020-10-01 22:51:21 UTC  

I don’t need an English class

2020-10-01 22:51:58 UTC  

I ain’t gonna write an essay any other time than in school

2020-10-01 22:52:03 UTC  

u just have to get some adderall from biden

2020-10-01 22:52:06 UTC  

that'll get you through

2020-10-01 22:52:12 UTC  

so why they teaching me how to write a fuckin essay

2020-10-01 22:52:20 UTC  

biden has the plug

2020-10-01 22:52:27 UTC  

his wife is a doctor duh

2020-10-01 22:52:46 UTC  

you just have to get pregnant a bunch

2020-10-01 22:52:52 UTC  

then you'll make more than anyone

2020-10-01 22:53:02 UTC  

7 kids and you don’t pay taxes iirc

2020-10-01 22:53:09 UTC  

you can be whatever you want with biden in charge

2020-10-01 22:53:14 UTC  

identify as a crayon idgaf

2020-10-01 22:53:19 UTC  

I shall become a proud independent male mother.

2020-10-01 22:53:23 UTC  

Cuz why not 🤣

2020-10-01 22:53:38 UTC  

I identify as an attack helicopter.

2020-10-01 22:53:42 UTC  

asian trans lives matter

2020-10-01 22:54:08 UTC  

“Black lives matter”

2020-10-01 22:54:13 UTC  

“NO TRANS LIVES MATTER”

2020-10-01 22:54:14 UTC  

no lives matter

2020-10-01 22:54:27 UTC  

NLM

2020-10-01 22:54:32 UTC  

“**NO BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER WE ARE BEING HUNTED AND KILLED IN THE STREETS REEEEEEEE**”

2020-10-01 22:54:39 UTC  

all lives matter except pedos

2020-10-01 22:54:55 UTC  

I wanna fuckin

2020-10-01 22:54:58 UTC  

dont tell people youre white

2020-10-01 22:55:02 UTC  

its not allowed

2020-10-01 22:55:19 UTC  

who keeps reacting to me

2020-10-01 22:55:23 UTC  

are you some sort of lurker

2020-10-01 22:55:46 UTC  

hello lurkers out there

2020-10-01 22:55:58 UTC  

Kill me

2020-10-01 22:56:12 UTC  

Yes

2020-10-01 22:56:12 UTC  

i would

2020-10-01 22:56:19 UTC  

i would like to die being stuck in traffic because of a blm protest

2020-10-01 22:56:19 UTC  

hello bois