tfw not chinese official who lives above the law

Wait

you're telling me

wait

that fake money

wait

isn't.,...real money?

>he doesn't know his money is fake

don't you know about fiat currency boi

I know, i'm just memeing

But bitcoin is even more fake than most

For the first time ever, I actually had a R6 Siege session with a positive KDR

could it be

c-could it be I'm...

gitting gud?

Nah, just shitters dropping in for the new content

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Such is life boi

I havent even had an opportunity to drop in the game yet

And Ill be out of town for a few more days maybe, so im really not getting much mileage out of the good goy pass

I was about to mock you for buying the pass, then I remembered I bought the starter edition

feels fucking shit

Ah, I fell for that when it first popped up

We were innocent back then

We didn't know

Plus I thought id play the game for a few hours and drop it

Yet, 420 hours later and here i still am

I bought 35 bux of goypoints, that was enough to get me enough oper8ers that I actually wanted with a ton left over

a lot of them don't fit my playstyle

Shit, thats more than whaf i paid for both season passes combined

I thought they were 20 bucks each

Theyre like 30 from ubi. I got both of mine through cdkeys

Paid 10 for the first one, close to the end of skull rain

And then 22 or so for the second one during velvet shell

well shit, saying you paid less almost doesn't count when you bought it from shady key resellers, m8

Aint no one as shady as Ubi

Well, maybe EA

Cdkeys doesnt seem to be anywhere near the lawless wasteland most key sites are tho

oh, is cdkeys the name of the site?

Yeah

tbh I've never been burnt once by Kinguin