Nom nom

you either accept your role as a human or you pretend to be a cow: your choice!

I know where I stand!

Is that why feminists look like fat cows??

I dunno if there's a direct correlation

but it is very possible

we need to investigate

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Science will prove or disprove that claim

I wanna meet the chad scientist who will come up with a thesis on that subject

in 2020's climate: a thesis like this is pure drama waiting to happen 🙂

Homemade Sausage Gravy

oh man!

I can see Froski is beloved by his wife

no housewife who hates your guts would make you homemade sausage gravy

that's pure love right there

the quality of the food that is handed to you is the metric of how much you're loved: real homie metrics!

if your food is cold: she hates you, just a heads up for the guys out there! 🙂

What if it is a smoothie?

no person who hates you would make you a smoothie

in no alternate universe is that ever a thing

But it is cold.

sure, but it's made with love and intended as served cold

if it's warm and bacteria filled: she hates you

that's the smoothie metric, Frosk

Lol

this is just common sense bro XD

stop playing coy and say thanks to your wife

🙂

Nahhh

DUDE!

👀

You're fuckin' up right now 😐

She is sitting next to me...you don't think she isn't laughing at this with me?

she is and she's looking at the homemade sausage gravy like: "This is the thanks I get?" XD

you are both precious and should be cherished

Lol it’s leftover from last weekend

but is it good leftovers though? 🙂

not moldy?

Yee

good