the quality of the food that is handed to you is the metric of how much you're loved: real homie metrics!

if your food is cold: she hates you, just a heads up for the guys out there! 🙂

What if it is a smoothie?

no person who hates you would make you a smoothie

in no alternate universe is that ever a thing

But it is cold.

sure, but it's made with love and intended as served cold

if it's warm and bacteria filled: she hates you

that's the smoothie metric, Frosk

Lol

this is just common sense bro XD

stop playing coy and say thanks to your wife

🙂

Nahhh

DUDE!

👀

You're fuckin' up right now 😐

She is sitting next to me...you don't think she isn't laughing at this with me?

she is and she's looking at the homemade sausage gravy like: "This is the thanks I get?" XD

you are both precious and should be cherished

Lol it’s leftover from last weekend

but is it good leftovers though? 🙂

not moldy?

Yee

good

then it's all love 🙂

Well.. the biscuit was a bit moldy but I cut that part off

that's love

☹️

but mold is sometimes extra proteins

depending if you puke it or not

i wouldn't take the chance

😬

Hmmmm

I like my food removed of mold

might just be me

i like my food fresh

extra protein?? no way🤢

are we the only ones, honey?

i think we might be!

I thought It was the norm but turns out: we're the outcasts!