What can I say: I just can't resist **myself**

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Now excuse me for a second while I satisfy myself

is that bacon? 👀

👁️ 🥓 👁️

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You look delicious

😳

you and @ThiccTomato belong in between my slices of bread

Yes

What the hell is going on here?

brunch

you want some, frosk?

it's delicious!

No. My wife is making me breakfast...

Oof

you got bacon sides and tomatoes on that plate ?

No. It is biscuits and gravy with eggs.

that's a perfect alternative too

i love me some biscuits and eggs n gravy

Mmmm

I won't breakfast shame ya

as long as you ain't a vegan

Vegans are gay

they weak

And stupid

evolution made me the way i am: an omnivore who likes pork products

you can't just change evolution, brooooo 🙂

Nom nom

you either accept your role as a human or you pretend to be a cow: your choice!

I know where I stand!

Is that why feminists look like fat cows??

I dunno if there's a direct correlation

but it is very possible

we need to investigate

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Science will prove or disprove that claim

I wanna meet the chad scientist who will come up with a thesis on that subject

in 2020's climate: a thesis like this is pure drama waiting to happen 🙂