yeah, I'm pretty sure you also birthed your own grandfather though

😔

that's how quantum pregnancies work

you fuck yourself

🙇‍♀️

you're your own great grandfather

and so much more

What can I say: I just can't resist **myself**

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Now excuse me for a second while I satisfy myself

is that bacon? 👀

👁️ 🥓 👁️

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You look delicious

😳

you and @ThiccTomato belong in between my slices of bread

Yes

What the hell is going on here?

brunch

you want some, frosk?

it's delicious!

No. My wife is making me breakfast...

Oof

you got bacon sides and tomatoes on that plate ?

No. It is biscuits and gravy with eggs.

that's a perfect alternative too

i love me some biscuits and eggs n gravy

Mmmm

I won't breakfast shame ya

as long as you ain't a vegan

Vegans are gay

they weak

And stupid

evolution made me the way i am: an omnivore who likes pork products

you can't just change evolution, brooooo 🙂

Nom nom

you either accept your role as a human or you pretend to be a cow: your choice!

I know where I stand!

Is that why feminists look like fat cows??