Message from @Patrick

Discord ID: 388317680358129664


2017-12-07 09:13:20 UTC  

Aaaaah

2017-12-07 09:23:03 UTC  

I live in the country that pioneered all gay shit

2017-12-07 09:23:33 UTC  

In 20 years everyone will think it is normal and any deleterious effects will not even be talked about

2017-12-07 09:24:57 UTC  

Africa?

2017-12-07 09:25:00 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-12-07 09:29:47 UTC  

Netherlands?

2017-12-07 11:11:03 UTC  

Stupid question probably

2017-12-07 11:11:13 UTC  

How do I get this working?

2017-12-07 11:11:38 UTC  

yes sweden shills gay marriage

2017-12-07 11:14:03 UTC  

video of it working soon

2017-12-07 11:19:19 UTC  

very nice

2017-12-07 11:29:48 UTC  

Hello dear friends <:downs:355737951918882846>

2017-12-07 11:29:55 UTC  

Hey I have a question

2017-12-07 11:29:59 UTC  

Google didn't help

2017-12-07 11:30:10 UTC  

What's the average center of weight of quadripedal animals?

2017-12-07 12:21:08 UTC  

lets say 25kg

2017-12-07 12:22:02 UTC  

@Deleted User build a sleeper pc in it

2017-12-07 12:25:38 UTC  

😡

2017-12-07 13:15:49 UTC  

the middle part I think

2017-12-07 13:16:25 UTC  

otherwise try phrasing your question in a more inquisitive way so google can recognize what you mean

2017-12-07 13:23:14 UTC  

Oh I tried

2017-12-07 13:23:18 UTC  

but it is okay I found the answer

2017-12-07 13:23:31 UTC  

what I meant is yes ofc it's in the middle but more to the front or back, or absolute middle

2017-12-07 14:47:50 UTC  

@Lynxoid I unironically want to fight a cougar.

I would never seek it out, but I'd be excited for the chance. I'm 6 foot 5 and 245lbs with roughly 12% bodyfat.

I'm also a kick boxer and experienced grappler and I'm a skilled woodsman that's ex-military and I grew up around cats so I understand at least at some level their methodology. Not to say cougars act like house cats, but there are similar characteristics.

First off, a cougar can't risk severe injury, and the primary damage it does if it can't secure a neck bite are rear leg swipes while attempting to grasp your torso and then gain a neck bite after they've caused you damage.

At this point, physics is your friend. If a fight is going to occur I think it would be best to attack with large rocks until it pounces, at which point while it's in the air(it can't have traction while in the air) you must 1) protect your body for the impact and 2) land your absolute hardest turning side kick at the organs beneath the ribcage but any strike possible I'd say is a good move on your part

From there continue to stand your ground as best as you can and make strikes with your legs, knees, and elbows. Avoid angling your body exposing your fatty tissue. Better for it to swipe bone than your arteries.

They have bone behind their eyes, so there is no use in gouging the eyes of a cougar.

You must keep standing your ground as long as possible, if you go to the ground the cougar may believe it's winning and will also gain the use of rear leg swipes which are significantly more dangerous than front leg swipes.

If enough time passes, act alpha as fuck, and make considerable strikes and stay on your feet you're very likely to survive and even potentially win the fight. Make any attempt you can do cause injury. Their bones are very thick, and so are their hides. It's most likely for you to need to cause internal damage or damage to their paws.

2017-12-07 14:48:54 UTC  

nice copypasta

2017-12-07 14:49:09 UTC  

I assume that's why you want to know center of mass

2017-12-07 14:49:13 UTC  

no

2017-12-07 14:49:47 UTC  

I have a cougar rape pasta of that's your thing.

2017-12-07 14:50:13 UTC  

do you have anything with lynxes

2017-12-07 14:50:18 UTC  

👀

2017-12-07 14:53:18 UTC  

Furry degenerate

2017-12-07 14:54:21 UTC  

... Do... do you have spiders?

2017-12-07 14:55:57 UTC  

Of course not. This place is full of /d/generates go back to Monster Musume generals

2017-12-07 14:56:24 UTC  

You tasteless son of a bitch.

2017-12-07 15:01:18 UTC  

You feeder freaks ruined Charlotte's Web.

2017-12-07 15:02:48 UTC  

>not bringing KFC

2017-12-07 15:06:03 UTC  

Also Charlotte's Web ruins itself by being sad at the end.

2017-12-07 15:06:08 UTC  

For some reason, old people can't handle that story.

2017-12-07 15:19:14 UTC  

>tfw taking a shit