Kek

I got several chemicals checked, vitamin levels, test levels, etc

you know once we learn to regenerate the tolomerase there will be new problems for immortal huamns

Damn

because not everything in our body is everlasting

like our teeth

tfw don't smoke, don't drink, don't work out, and use caffeine tablets in place of coffee

help

they don't regrow

Your eyes too

you could replace some shit with machines

Death is something that was evolved so that resources could not be wholly consumed, but at the same time, you must live long enough to create offspring. That's why there's a fear of death. Sure, you can fear heights, injury, animals, etc., but those are all just portals to the pinnacle.

Your bones do regrow right

I would prefer a nanobot approach that mimics our cells

@Shrimpf yes

Yep

I want those titanium teeth police dogs have

Some parts of your body grow really slow

How else would fractures mend lol

>metal teeth

Like jaws from James bond

I think part of your brain doesnt

oh shit i hope it doesn't happen

old people are *disgusting*

reminder that soda leeches the calcium from your bones

cause phosphoric acid or something

>doubt

Dont drinknthat shit

can't recall the exact science

so take it with a grain of salt

but avoid soda anyway due to sugary shit

Reminder to do a daily testicle check for lumps

being health obsessed is a millennial thing, I wonder if it'll swing the opposite way for the next generation

Nutcancer is almost insta-death

Not really

does the fear of death disappear when you manage to procreate?

people living like Lemmy Kilmeister again

Stopped drinking soda. Lost 10 pounds in a week

Soda is cancer.

No

It makes life easier