>mfw lady who subtly pushes religion on me always gives me a bottle of water and snacks after visitng her mom at work

worth it TBH fam

Did you give her the D after marrying her?

No shes olde

if she was like 10 years younger id totally tap dat :^)

this one hot nurse comes in once in a while tho

>deliquent girlfriend punches a huge hole in teh wall and nearly murders someone for the MC

E.X.C.E.L.L.E.N.T.

Why would any of you niggers link to garbage awful Gawker click bait? Can we ban that man please?

shut up

>what is a tsundere

>link to top linked page

i was aboit 80% sure it wasnt a sketchy site taht was going to hit you with a virus

Patrick is full of shit there is no fucking way he takes cold showers every day.

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I take scalding hot showers. It's terrible for me but feelsgoodman

I do too but cold showers in the winter makes me want to die.

Unless he lives somewhere warm year round.

It's always warm in the arms of a bear bf

Yo matt make me yakisoba bread

How about mac and cheese instead

I'll make you mac and cheese

homemade

or boxed

homemade

cuz i could go for a white cheddar mac and cheese

sharp mixed with gouda

mmmm

cheese, milk, flour, and diced onions as the sauce

>onion

Kys

ty bb

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its a texture thing

i love the onion flavor

add onion powder

you'll love the texture of my cum, baby boy

kys mattypoo

kys me

i should use the extra maccaroni i have to make mac and cheese

i was going to use half to make chicken alfredo pasta