so wait, you played random mystery sticker lotto, you lost and now want to open a dispute over 2 dollars?

but better than kawaii hitler

they're just chinks, m8. It's not like I'm stealing from a person.

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

Post bike

sure

thats a whole lotta 9gag

motorcyclists are attention seeking faggots

yes I am

so it makes sense that you're one

r e s p e c t a b l e

<3

<:chink:323022148870602752>

looked at it again

i honestly despise you

I might get one just because it's cheaper than a car and I have a low regard for safety.

I received my chink cowl tail bag today

Yo faggots do i make my rolls before my chicken dish dinner or m rolls after

it will look rad with it

you have a cringe le quirky mustache on the face shield

If I were an EMT who had to try to save your life after you hit a median wall at 100 MPH, and I saw that helmet, I would make less of an effort to help you

In the middle

Use timers so that the rolls are ready when everything else is.

@Igmdigm is this was is great with bikes, if you fuck up you don't have to kill yourself <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

(it will do it 4u)

I'd probably never fuck up, let's be real. It's too fucking cold riding in this season to be anything less than W O K E every second

i agree

well

Then again, you don't really *have* to mess up. People have this amazing ability to not notice that bikers exist.

Today I bought off-brand la croix

generally you crash at least once -just- to remind you not to lose vigilance, and then you're done

It's watermelon flavor

extreme handlebar ricing

Chinkbars

By the way, tomorrow I'm getting a haircut. Wut do

no joke, I bought a chink clubman handlebar. It doesn't fit my bike with these levers, but I'm changing them anyway

I should buy chink parts for my car

or aftermarket parts to make my car "cooler"