Nah natural birth

Standing up no less

I read that women get flooded up with hormones so it hurts less

also why standing up

It was easier apparently, gravity just werks

did she end up pooping

Nah she didn't actually

lots of women end up pooping due to the pressure exerted

I got blood all over my feet though

...

Yeah I can imagine, she said it felt just like doing a shit

"oh no my gucci shoes"

Like pressure wise

I was wearing jandals

damn she must take some huge shits

I can't imagine a hospital that would allow standing birth and being so close you're in the splash zone.

if the pressure is comparable to child birth

At least not in the US

Not the same amount of pressure, just the same feeling

@johnfrum why not?

Sounds like it's against procedure and they'd shy away from it because of liability

Nah they didn't care, it was just me, my wife and the midwife

She literally put like foam down on the floor just in case

And pulled the baby out

Neat. Heard some western women can't give birth like that because they don't have the slav squat muscles needed.

yeah you people really need to learn to squat

use the squatty potty like stools on sitting toilets tbh

She did good, I was standing with her the whole time holding her because her legs were obv getting tired after so many hours of labour

using it you get the most luxurious shits tbh

I've never actually tried to squat shit, I know it's so much better for you but I'm too lazy to try it

just get a stool first, dont actually squat on top of your toilet

it may break

and remember to squat properly, don't crouch

I've seen photos of that

Don't look pretty

squatting it very comfortable

I know to squat thankfully

It's not very comfortable

it is

My knees are week

I squat instead of sitting down when there's no seats