Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 388928391719682062


2017-12-09 04:02:11 UTC  

🤔

2017-12-09 04:05:45 UTC  

kill yourself

2017-12-09 04:07:31 UTC  

>tfw no knifeu

2017-12-09 04:09:41 UTC  

>tfw no introverted knife girl

2017-12-09 04:10:31 UTC  

I don't know this feel

2017-12-09 04:10:41 UTC  

my gf is both introverted and loves knives

2017-12-09 04:31:03 UTC  

>gf

2017-12-09 04:32:11 UTC  

I don't mean to constantly bring it up, but it keeps coming up

2017-12-09 04:32:13 UTC  

sowwy

2017-12-09 04:42:48 UTC  

oh dear

2017-12-09 04:43:01 UTC  

someone posted a review on the thread of some guy trying on thongs or somthing

2017-12-09 05:26:48 UTC  

I really wish the Switch wasn't as expensive as it is

2017-12-09 05:26:59 UTC  

I really want one but can't justify the price tag

2017-12-09 05:27:21 UTC  

I think once homebrew picks up and I can just download games then I'll get one

2017-12-09 05:35:32 UTC  

shrug

2017-12-09 05:35:48 UTC  

I might be getting a Vita for all muh exclusives and portable vidya

2017-12-09 05:35:59 UTC  

since my friend has one on a hackable fw

2017-12-09 05:37:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/388927137224065024/Screenshot_2017-12-09-17-00-06-183_com.google.android.youtube.png

2017-12-09 05:41:06 UTC  

>paying 75c for a banana

2017-12-09 05:41:14 UTC  

What sort of backwards country is that

2017-12-09 05:42:34 UTC  

They're like 39 cents a pound, wtf

2017-12-09 05:46:46 UTC  

>>>>>>>>paying more then 30 cents a pound

2017-12-09 05:48:11 UTC  

I'd rather pay .75 for a ripe tasty one than .36 for a bunch of ick green ones

2017-12-09 05:48:15 UTC  

🖕

2017-12-09 05:48:25 UTC  

>not knowing how bananas work 🤔

2017-12-09 05:49:56 UTC  

>there are people here who don't take multiple cartons of eggs, mix and match eggs and get the perfect carton of eggs

2017-12-09 05:50:24 UTC  

>not just buying chickens to give you unlimited eggs

2017-12-09 05:51:10 UTC  

@iâ—‹bas the absolute madman

2017-12-09 05:51:21 UTC  

That's like gluing bananas together

2017-12-09 05:51:43 UTC  

>can just tear the bananas apart anyhow
I know, I keed.

2017-12-09 05:52:01 UTC  

every cent matters to me

2017-12-09 05:52:24 UTC  

Jew

2017-12-09 05:52:36 UTC  

That's the joke, right?

2017-12-09 05:52:40 UTC  

Eggs are like. Sixty cents a dozen

2017-12-09 05:52:43 UTC  

That you're Jewish?

2017-12-09 05:53:02 UTC  

I literally pay more for my salt then my egg's

2017-12-09 05:54:44 UTC  

Fuck dide, a dozen eggs for fifty cents last time I was in the grocery store.

2017-12-09 05:54:59 UTC  

Like, I could have egged a man to death for like twelve bucks.

2017-12-09 06:20:08 UTC  

Aussie eggs are fucked

2017-12-09 06:20:21 UTC  

The cheapest you'll find is $3 a dozen

2017-12-09 06:20:35 UTC  

Cheese is fucked too