@fuckthapolice I think the nurse was just simple, she started getting really nervous after the third try.

>muh socialism is best and maduro is not a dictator and everything is USA fault and greed is capitalistic

yeah they do that sometimes

the old ones are the worst

they just dont ghive a fuck

Prefer old ones, strong grip, one poke and blood is flowing.

this could be taken out of context i bet

You have your mind in the gutter.

i drink pee

lol

824:27:13
phone uptime, kill me

>he doesn't restart his phone every night to appease the discord bots

but restarting is for fags

isn't this over a month of uptime now?

>having your carrier name in the status bar

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

>no being proud of being part of the T-Mobile family

5%

T-Mobile user here

It’s comfy

And not as expensive as AT&T

Doe AT&T has better coverage

@johnfrum#8811 it doesn't even matter here, all 3 major carriers in Czechia are literally the same shit with a different label

FUCKING

MENTIONS

**JAKE**

@johnfrum

its really not that hard

FUCK

<:hms:311152554618912768>

oh fuck

I just noticed I could've used a discount coupon at a t-shirt store

and I didn't

self chink'd

time to lie hard in an email to customer support <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

"I am 100% certain I added the coupon during checkout, but it didn't seem to register on your end."

<:aliOK:251417852156837888> <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Cole Czech republic is pretty small tho.

what did you mean by this

@Cole how many tshirts did you order to actually use a coupon 🤔