Message from @Obolon Prime

Discord ID: 394313453130612737


2017-12-24 02:15:24 UTC  

I'm not even actually drunk though

2017-12-24 02:15:32 UTC  

@johnfrum my grandma sneezes like 10 times before she stops

2017-12-24 02:15:40 UTC  

its so weird

2017-12-24 02:15:41 UTC  

why are you being this way

2017-12-24 02:16:19 UTC  

I bet your grandma is moist as FUCK after all those sneezes

2017-12-24 02:16:30 UTC  

matt at least you are not a coward

2017-12-24 02:16:55 UTC  

I'm just trying to goad you into drinking more so you pass out.

2017-12-24 02:17:21 UTC  

...do YOU live in MN? Are you gonna rape me when I'm unconscious?

2017-12-24 02:17:43 UTC  

get to drinking matt

2017-12-24 02:17:53 UTC  

No, I just like the idea of you helpless and asleep.

2017-12-24 02:17:53 UTC  

its okay johns hung like a horse, you wont wake up if he has his way

2017-12-24 02:18:20 UTC  

He's gonna be hung like a nigger if he tries to cornhole me

2017-12-24 02:18:49 UTC  

>looking at imageboard options out there since starting to doubt poco
>theres one called lynxchan
>huh cool coincidence from csg
>its awful
should have expected

2017-12-24 02:18:57 UTC  

Its a shame a fun fair game and a sexual act have the same word.

2017-12-24 02:19:23 UTC  

...what's that?

2017-12-24 02:19:47 UTC  
2017-12-24 02:20:15 UTC  

Cornhole is a game where you throw a beanbag into a hole

2017-12-24 02:20:23 UTC  

And buggery

2017-12-24 02:20:39 UTC  

sounds tough

2017-12-24 02:20:46 UTC  

Not with lube.

2017-12-24 02:20:53 UTC  
2017-12-24 02:21:00 UTC  

>americancornhole

2017-12-24 02:21:05 UTC  

what a channel name haha

2017-12-24 02:21:10 UTC  

>get corned in da bar

2017-12-24 02:21:22 UTC  

>"I'm the Cornhole world champ, come home with me"

2017-12-24 02:21:25 UTC  

I think they just embrace the memes.

2017-12-24 02:21:29 UTC  

>"y-you too..."

2017-12-24 02:21:51 UTC  

>televised on espn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/394313698404990978/unknown.png

2017-12-24 02:22:05 UTC  

are americans that desperate for sports people will watch?

2017-12-24 02:22:16 UTC  

>single losers bracket

2017-12-24 02:22:17 UTC  

No, but espn is

2017-12-24 02:22:31 UTC  

When football decided to fuckup ESPN lost a lot of money

2017-12-24 02:22:52 UTC  

>there's someone legitimately butthurt about players not kneeling during the anthem

2017-12-24 02:22:53 UTC  

lol

2017-12-24 02:22:57 UTC  

nationalism is for faggots

2017-12-24 02:23:05 UTC  

i dont watch handegg

2017-12-24 02:23:08 UTC  

but the best part about this

2017-12-24 02:23:11 UTC  

is NFL losing money

2017-12-24 02:23:15 UTC  

AND we get XFL Round 2

2017-12-24 02:23:23 UTC  

Fucking crazy billionaire vinnie mac is trying it again

2017-12-24 02:23:36 UTC  

come watch cricket with us it's comfy asf