Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 395011747741696000


2017-12-26 00:29:28 UTC  

I'd go so far to say it was more like BROOOOOOONK

2017-12-26 00:29:30 UTC  

I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS I HOPE TOURSITS TAKE ALL THE CIROX

2017-12-26 00:29:54 UTC  

LA CROIX YOU STUPID BITCH

2017-12-26 00:29:57 UTC  

ENJOY YOUR OFF BRAND SELTZER

2017-12-26 00:30:05 UTC  

AND I STOCKED UP, CUNT

2017-12-26 00:30:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395010382965506048/20171223_164320_HDR.jpg

2017-12-26 00:30:30 UTC  

Thats like a week of dribkin for your large barge

2017-12-26 00:30:46 UTC  

Im 99% sure you dont drink water

2017-12-26 00:30:54 UTC  

S-shut up, it'll last at least 12 days

2017-12-26 00:31:06 UTC  

Sigh i dunt want to be banned from another server

2017-12-26 00:31:09 UTC  

Siiiggghhhh

2017-12-26 00:31:48 UTC  

>doesn't want to be banned
>posts vids of fish getting mouth raped
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2017-12-26 00:32:16 UTC  

@Matthew >12 days

2017-12-26 00:32:31 UTC  

You don't drink enough not water then

2017-12-26 00:33:03 UTC  

Also that is an old pic you slut how much is left after your bender?

2017-12-26 00:33:15 UTC  

I work full time, I'm only home and awake for 4 hours a day

2017-12-26 00:33:25 UTC  

I've had 6 since then

2017-12-26 00:34:20 UTC  

I thought they didnt stock cirox at your place of work becsuse they were a subsidetary of anhauser Busch

2017-12-26 00:35:02 UTC  

That's Monster

2017-12-26 00:35:28 UTC  

We have to stock Rockstar instead. Shit is alright. Not great, but alright.

2017-12-26 00:35:39 UTC  

I wish JOLT was still a thing.

2017-12-26 00:35:58 UTC  

Those huge battery shaped bottles with like, a million grams of caffeine๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-12-26 00:38:44 UTC  

Jolt didnt have much caffeine tho

2017-12-26 00:40:32 UTC  

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it was like, the MOST caffeinated

2017-12-26 00:41:52 UTC  

They still sell it in standard 16oz cans so I guess it has twice the caffine of a normal energy drink but even then thats 4 cups of coffee.

2017-12-26 00:42:18 UTC  

I drink that amount regularly.

2017-12-26 00:43:18 UTC  

>he's a stained teeth pleb

2017-12-26 00:43:44 UTC  

Do you not brush your teeth mattew?

2017-12-26 00:44:00 UTC  

Does john neesan need to come over and brush it for you?

2017-12-26 00:44:27 UTC  

Don't get erotic with me, you subhuman Texan fan.

2017-12-26 00:45:02 UTC  

I'm not a texan fan I'm a steelers antifan

2017-12-26 00:45:14 UTC  

John go to bed

2017-12-26 00:45:39 UTC  

Drive your moped into the sunset

2017-12-26 00:45:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395014319110225931/IMG_20171225_161631.jpg

2017-12-26 00:45:56 UTC  

Does this look like a moped

2017-12-26 00:45:58 UTC  

M O P E D

2017-12-26 00:46:00 UTC  

๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2017-12-26 00:46:23 UTC  

>hillbilly bike

2017-12-26 00:46:27 UTC  

I laugh

2017-12-26 00:46:34 UTC  

Hey it's pretty great

2017-12-26 00:46:56 UTC  

I'm more used to riding on the road but exploring is really nice