Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 395087795464568834


2017-12-26 04:56:37 UTC  

get in, comrade

2017-12-26 04:57:02 UTC  

Couldn't you have just sent her gifts through using her address?

2017-12-26 04:57:28 UTC  

@Droidbot it's a grill

2017-12-26 04:57:41 UTC  

@johnfrum#8811 she was living in aus like a month ago

2017-12-26 04:57:44 UTC  

yes

2017-12-26 04:57:47 UTC  

now living in south waikato, nz

2017-12-26 04:57:51 UTC  

I managed to extrapolate that

2017-12-26 04:57:57 UTC  

for the next two years

2017-12-26 04:58:04 UTC  

she really doesn't want to live in japan

2017-12-26 04:59:06 UTC  

why though

2017-12-26 05:32:41 UTC  

Why is british humor such garbage

2017-12-26 05:34:34 UTC  

Why is American humor such shite

2017-12-26 05:35:04 UTC  

Does this give you a giggle, m8?

2017-12-26 05:35:24 UTC  

no

2017-12-26 05:35:28 UTC  

because I don't have data

2017-12-26 05:36:01 UTC  

Phonelets need not apply

2017-12-26 05:36:41 UTC  

My new sim is in the mail fuck off

2017-12-26 05:37:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395087750019416084/JPEG_20171226_183715.jpg

2017-12-26 05:37:44 UTC  

LMAOing at ur life

2017-12-26 05:37:50 UTC  

Whoa, is that fuckin' cricket?

2017-12-26 05:37:53 UTC  

I love cricket!

2017-12-26 05:39:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395088313981337610/JPEG_20171226_183940.jpg

2017-12-26 05:43:01 UTC  

SHIT SPORT

2017-12-26 05:43:15 UTC  

Nigga you like watersports sit down

2017-12-26 05:47:42 UTC  

No I like eSports and racing

2017-12-26 05:48:45 UTC  
2017-12-26 05:48:48 UTC  

Literally you

2017-12-26 05:55:37 UTC  

JUST FUCK MY CRICKET UP BWHAHAHAHAHA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395092269356548106/Screenshot_2017-12-26-18-15-52-119_com.tribelabs.tribe.png

2017-12-26 05:57:35 UTC  

Now they are 68/8

2017-12-26 05:57:38 UTC  

Still fucked

2017-12-26 06:12:57 UTC  

English humor > American humor

2017-12-26 06:13:20 UTC  

Wrong

2017-12-26 06:13:49 UTC  

British humor usually boils down to "This isn't funny but we're acting like it is, so it must be!"

2017-12-26 06:14:25 UTC  

That's American humor

2017-12-26 06:14:41 UTC  

Why are you coming in here and telling lies

2017-12-26 06:14:47 UTC  

Even needs a laughtrack

2017-12-26 06:15:30 UTC  

To be told to laugh

2017-12-26 06:17:06 UTC  

>he doesn't laugh and clap for his TV when Sheldon says "Bazapple"

2017-12-26 06:19:05 UTC  

Kek

2017-12-26 06:19:39 UTC  

Americans are so fucking lazy they need a TV to laugh for them