>tfw HH holmes chinked everyone he was partners with

>"No officer, I'm just fucking this 14 year old boy after I got him drunk, nothing to see here"

Dahmer is a really sloppy serial killer

>"All Flips have weeping holes drilled into their heads, don't be silly"

to be far jeff was a charming motherfucker

also the cops where probably homophobes

H-heh. You guys are crazy, I'm gonna have LODES OF EMONE in about an hour...

Matt if you win ill take a million and ill mail you johns hands

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DEAL.

@Pawp First of all I am a gentleman in all business dealings and second of all if I had a bitchin' house with secret passage ways and shit I would just rent it out to parties

same john

i want a REALLY complicated house with secret passages

ill never be a millionaire tho

This attention seeking cockboy, I swear

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Johnfruit

There was a guy in italy that made a fucking amusement park with basic welding supplies.

I mean, I wouldn't go on it but anything is possible with enough autism and ignoring building codes

>tfw John is completely unfaized by a contract being made to lop of his hands for a million bux

I live in america building codes are kinda tough to jew my way out of

@Matthew He either bests me or I don'

t have to buy meat for a couple months

>not mailing my hands to matt and getting a million bucks

Already got way too many beans

chili time

See? a texan would never put beans into chili

How about this: If pawp has bigger hands, I'll give John 2 Million.

3 Mill for both sets.

if your just gunna buy hands i can get a ton

john lets go to home depot and buy some shovels

Grave robbing is a very hard thing these days

we are not grave robbing the shovels are weapons

i mean we can give graverobbing a shot if you want

grounds froxen solid

also I think the standard burial depth is like 8-10 ft

Are you a big guy?

im 6 foot

UUUU

so kinda tall

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