Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 398320876426100737


2018-01-04 03:37:22 UTC  

fill it with socks and let it stretch out a bit

2018-01-04 03:37:53 UTC  

What the fucking fuck is wrong with your hands

2018-01-04 03:38:02 UTC  

Idk

2018-01-04 03:38:03 UTC  

He's been posting this meme for a while

2018-01-04 03:38:08 UTC  

It was a super fucked position

2018-01-04 03:40:42 UTC  

@Matthew >crinkled the can to prevent reflection

2018-01-04 03:40:48 UTC  

I know the truth

2018-01-04 03:40:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398319838130601984/20180103_21394001.jpg

2018-01-04 03:41:20 UTC  

What don't you like about it?

2018-01-04 03:41:44 UTC  

>looked black

2018-01-04 03:41:46 UTC  

>now its green

2018-01-04 03:41:49 UTC  

wtf

2018-01-04 03:41:49 UTC  

Just feels cheap. Also I ordered it in fucking October and it just got here

2018-01-04 03:42:11 UTC  

What the fuck did you expect for a dollar?

2018-01-04 03:42:52 UTC  

if the zipper works and actually got to you it's pretty great

2018-01-04 03:43:11 UTC  

If you want one fucking buy one you cocksucker

2018-01-04 03:43:24 UTC  

Why are you defending it so hard, it's fucking chinkshit

2018-01-04 03:43:37 UTC  

Stupid Matt

2018-01-04 03:43:46 UTC  

I hate him so much!!! 😡

2018-01-04 03:44:44 UTC  

W-what are you talking about? I'm just saying this is a high quality item from AliExpress™

2018-01-04 03:44:57 UTC  

Johnfrum

2018-01-04 03:45:00 UTC  

more like JACKMA

2018-01-04 03:45:51 UTC  

Johnfriend 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2018-01-04 03:46:30 UTC  

Nigga it's like 5 in the morning go to bed

2018-01-04 03:46:42 UTC  

I can't

2018-01-04 03:47:04 UTC  

Also everytime there's a bit of wind the power cuts out lol

2018-01-04 03:47:14 UTC  

Fourth time and prolly what woke me up

2018-01-04 03:47:21 UTC  

What? It's like, 9:45 John

2018-01-04 03:48:23 UTC  

Microwave Time ™

2018-01-04 03:48:53 UTC  

Rip the beeper out

2018-01-04 03:49:04 UTC  

that's what I do to all my microwaves

2018-01-04 03:49:22 UTC  

Never had one

2018-01-04 03:49:25 UTC  

Planning to buy tho

2018-01-04 03:49:27 UTC  

They good

2018-01-04 03:49:47 UTC  

How would the power cutting out wake you up?

2018-01-04 03:49:48 UTC  

Fucking retarded hippy parents scared of radiation

2018-01-04 03:50:03 UTC  

@Matthew time zones,m8

2018-01-04 03:50:06 UTC  

Thinkpad beep

2018-01-04 03:50:23 UTC  

You know when your unplug them

2018-01-04 03:50:23 UTC  

You know when your unplug them

2018-01-04 03:50:23 UTC  

Thinkpad beep