In all cases?

You sure?

well vodka doesn't really help me with anything

Vodka makes me feel like shit the next day

But I have IBS-C

So its a better kind of feeling like shit

vodka is shit

Yes but I cant have beer

So its vodka or red wine

I'm gonna make pasta with chicken

gin/scotch

>pasta

Rip intestines

nah its alright

pasta 👌

Gluten free?

idk

i'm not sensitive to gluten

so its alright

>Tfw people make the soy joke but you need soy to cook

but soy is shit

why is it a joke anyway

soy makes your tits grow

its for people who cant eat real food smh

Because soy in extreme amounts causes lost of testosteron

REAL™ Food

no

In extreme amounts tho

In any case it's an open study

yeah loss of testo as in death

And we only have long-term overexposure

I knew a tranny who was putting soy on everything because he thought it's gonna make him less manly

We don't know the short-term effects

Kek

smh

There's no evidence for that yet

That's just like those studies where they feed lab rats literally nothing but hamburger meat, and when they get cancer and die, they're like "DOES MEAT CAUSE CANCER?!"

so he wasnt a tranny

if he was manly after all

Matthew damn

checkmate