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hey guys

did you know that lynxs piss all over themselves on a daily basis?

hot

@Pawp vests are gay

Tru

but i hate ties

get welded chainmail

wear that

do the chinks make quality chainmail

pretend to be frodo

>$379BUT IT HAS FREE SHIPPING

@Pawp there's pretty affordable US makers who make small link stainless

https://www.etsy.com/listing/472508013/welded-stainless-steel-chain-mail-vest?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_-clothing-unisex_adult_clothing-activewear&utm_custom1=6b47fac4-4cff-4803-a39d-f2c583d5d856&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3MzD5vbV2AIVw7fACh0XoAuWEAQYAiABEgKid_D_BwE

is that CANADIAN?

I dont think so

only $185

oh

rip

fucking etsy

>dishwasher safe

yeah, the guy has machines to make it and its not a full shirt

what the fuck is this

@Matthew >washing your chainmail in the laundry machine

>washing your chainmail

What the fuck are you doing to your chainmail that it needs WASHING

what if it gets dorty

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"oops, got mustard on my CHAINMAIL"

wearing it and getting sweat on it,

kebab sauce on my chainmail

Its supposed to be a stab resistant vest

>Mustard

Why would you wear chainmail directly on your skin

teh only mustard you should be getting matt is mustard gas

@Matthew you should know about sweating through shirts, matt

yeah id actually wash chainmail often to prevent it from rusting

its stainless steel

I actually don't sweat very much

Us floridians are used to heat

"heterosexuality is a social construct" lol, who makes this trash. This is why people are homophobic