disregard that

Don’t worry 3 letter agencies, this is all a reference to a video game called minecraft

Or Portland. If I threw it by 9am I could probably be back out on the street in time for dinner.

once again, in minecraft

Dont make treats about people or places.

ATTENTION TO ANY AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY MESSAGE EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRACAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING. IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL PARTIES INVOLVED TO CONTACT THE IP HOLDER OR ASSOCIATED HOLDER THROUGH THE PROPER LEGAL CHANNELS TO REQUEST INFORMATION. IT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER MEANS. UNIQUE POST ID IS ALSO NOTED AS BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTIES AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THEM WHEN A. THE INDIVIDUAL IS MENTIONED B. THE IP HOLDER IS MENTIONED C. THE DEVICE IS MENTIONED. ANY PURSUIT OF LEGAL ACTION OR INQUIRY AGAINST PARTIES A, B, OR C IMPLY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ABOVE TEXT.

Thoroughly joking, but I’ll label sarcasm definitively from now on.

I meant everything I said and I'm a mortal danger to every agent you send to my door.

Go fuck yourselves.

@yetiCodes I get it. People that lurk think people are serious and its against rules thats all

NOTE TO ALL GLOW IN THE DARK AGENCIES: SUCK A DONG, IM BEHIND 500 PROXIES AND OVER 9000 SKELETONS

Sheeeeeeit I need to sleep

Attention fbi, I have a massive penis

Ask your sisters

Ah, fair point.

i can't believe all we got from this was a few hard drives and the location of the congress candy drawer

there was so much potential

Those hard drives could have some Juicy shit.

doubt

Security in the capital is going to be crazy following this

in all seriousness though, if there are any agents watching: your bosses are pedophiles, and you enable them. that makes you accomplce pedophiles. suck an exhaust pipe

The ramifications of this event are full of possibilities. It’ll be talked about for years to come, and it’s certainly a win for the nationalist movement.

They may have taken the hard drive from nancy Pelosis office

God forbid we all play by the same rules. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (Disclaimer: Not asserting we should resort to violence. ((Just highlighting the infuriating double standard)) )

yeah, the double standards at play here are insane

I mean... Im not, _not asserting_ that we should

And some legendary memes. But yeah, that is underwhelming on second thought.

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it'll be talked about for years to come because of how this had so much untaken potential

Yo I kinda wanna raid that candy droor tho

@notorious It's absolutely ridiculous. I'm praying for you guys over in america

This was the closest to starting a second american revolution and the outcome was disappointing.

https://twitter.com/techno_fog/status/1346993928910811138?s=21

i'm in ireland but i'll accept your prayers nonetheless

The beer hall putsch happened 10 years before the NSDAP came to power

based

@notorious damn i was winging it lol

lmao

trump should be unsuspended from twitter in the next hour or two i think