some relative sent him

and then she double clicked it

oh you got exe as well?

im glad my father is on phon

yes but I took windows away from her long ago

oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL1UzIK-flA

@BIRDzone

lol

Twerk for me baby

so what happened when she opened

my mother has an Ubuntu desktop with a chrome in kiosk mode auto-starting to a front-page with a few icons containing gmail, an xdg-open for the file manager and a link to google

my father entered his email and password so i had to change every password of his and delete all sessions from 2-3 accounts

and if she accidentally kills the chromium process, it restarts

Good son

and then she called me, telling me that she can't open an amazon invoice

thats smart thinking

My mom doesnt take any of my advice

cause u are a failure

thats what she thinks probably

😢 sorry shrim

Shut up you Greek boyslut

im a manwhore

thats a whole different thing

!!!

Whore to men

u wish

i just had weird thoughts cause of you

fuck

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>Weird

All natural baby

shrimp isnt a succubus, only you are responsible for saucy thoughts

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didnt get a boner so i guess im mentally safe

k

John always in the background there to make you feel like shit for your choices

I also considered making a go microservice and some basic file manager with electron inside the browser because she managed to fuck up alone by having file system access and deleting her entire home folder

would defo give ass for a rally car tho

Did you get an erection thinking about sucking off Chris Evans?

How does one make a series of choices that leads to that