without shitting

No

that's not a fair game then

ddlg

Thats the stuff

Is that considered really weird?

Well, when I say I'm into everything, and you immediately crank the nasty dial to 11... 'll

I like it when I get called daddy

What if I spank you too hard and you start bleeding, because of your thin skin? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Its endearing

We don't know until we try @Sdeck37

But he said no blood

German boys are the best thing to grace this earth after all

Is it OK, if not intended

my GF was into trampling

Nick Jonas is hot

What's trampling?

Stepping on your dick

Walking over your body

yeah the latter

First was a joke

But yeah that

My ex was into talking dirty Polish into my ear

Not memeing

I guess not the Japanese way?

I could stand on her with my whole weight no problem

I'm light

No fucking clue what she said

Oh you stand on her...

ya

"Lithuania is not a real country"

"Hussars will rise again"

Did you step on her boobies

no

i don't care about tits

Now thats gay

All my gfs were small. I think I couldn't have done that tbh..

yeah you gotta be careful

especially with big size difference

my fucking sides 'hole'

i know a dude who did these