Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 425139119744876554


2018-03-19 03:35:09 UTC  

I told you good night. You broke your promise

2018-03-19 03:39:03 UTC  

Man, it is hard to find sources of caffeine, I swear its easier to find reasearch chems

2018-03-19 03:41:56 UTC  

No, I just want caffeine, you seem to find way shadier stuff more easily.

2018-03-19 03:42:04 UTC  

Also go to bed

2018-03-19 03:43:03 UTC  

amazon?

2018-03-19 03:44:22 UTC  

Nah, FDA decided there were too many teens snorting(?) the stuff and clogging up ERs with heart palpitations so they banned bulk sale.

2018-03-19 03:45:30 UTC  

I just want something to stir into lemonade or something.

2018-03-19 03:45:49 UTC  

rip

2018-03-19 03:46:08 UTC  

just take dodgy RCs instead :^)

2018-03-19 03:46:19 UTC  

live the Ilves life

2018-03-19 03:47:00 UTC  

Yeah, nah.

2018-03-19 03:48:31 UTC  

Looks like the FDA spooked the chinks something fierce, closest I can find are poo in loo sellers or way overpriced euro sellers

2018-03-19 03:48:42 UTC  

rip

2018-03-19 03:48:48 UTC  

buy it off alibaba

2018-03-19 03:49:20 UTC  

>min order quantity 1000 kilos

2018-03-19 03:49:42 UTC  

I'd bathe in the stuff and be the S I P P

2018-03-19 03:49:50 UTC  

hey youll have so many bags of white powder you can look like a drug dealer!

2018-03-19 03:50:38 UTC  

I just need one kilo, at max consumption it should last me about 4 and a half years. Tho I doubt I'd get that far.

2018-03-19 03:50:55 UTC  
2018-03-19 03:50:58 UTC  

lol

2018-03-19 03:51:04 UTC  

Chinkshit shaving combo feels Gucci<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/425139118989639681/20180318_22484801.jpg

2018-03-19 03:51:16 UTC  

god that stuff is expensive

2018-03-19 03:51:33 UTC  

Look at all the buzzwords tho

2018-03-19 03:52:07 UTC  

@Matthew figure put how to use the shavette without bleeding yourself?

2018-03-19 03:53:12 UTC  

@johnfrum yep, but I'm still retarded when trying to shave the same side of my face as the hand I'm trying to use 😏

2018-03-19 03:53:47 UTC  

>being a shoulder flexibilitylet

2018-03-19 03:53:50 UTC  

Shitty lighting? The safety looks rusty to me..

2018-03-19 03:54:04 UTC  

Thats the blood.

2018-03-19 03:54:23 UTC  

kek

2018-03-19 03:55:26 UTC  

@johnfrum nothing to do with flexibility, everything to do with losing coordination when looking at myself in a mirror

2018-03-19 03:55:48 UTC  

@Sdeck37 No rust at all on it, it's the lighting

2018-03-19 03:56:01 UTC  

Trick is to print out targets with your picture in them to lose fear of your face

2018-03-19 03:57:11 UTC  

@Lynxoid yeah, I'm not paying 40 bucks for something they are getting for 15.

2018-03-19 03:59:05 UTC  

just buy redbull or somethin instead

2018-03-19 03:59:31 UTC  

Get some natural light LEDs in your bathroom mate

2018-03-19 03:59:34 UTC  

>2 dollars a can for meme soda

2018-03-19 03:59:36 UTC  

It'll change your life

2018-03-19 04:02:24 UTC  

Only if it involves lobotomies and pouring hydrochloric acid into the hole but matt has first go.

2018-03-19 04:05:07 UTC  

Real niggas go to sleep at reasonable hours

2018-03-19 04:13:39 UTC  

@johnfrum
>resident suspected serial killer
>directly references Jeffery Dahmer' s kill method

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-03-19 04:16:06 UTC  

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