Message from @Jobplane

Discord ID: 425955665140514816


2018-03-21 09:25:11 UTC  

probably

2018-03-21 09:27:03 UTC  

Though it did open my eyes about the jobs I could get for the gubmint

2018-03-21 09:27:47 UTC  

you mean where you clean up the shit code some pajeet wrote

2018-03-21 09:27:47 UTC  

They do a thing where they sponsor your uni education and give you part time work

2018-03-21 09:28:02 UTC  

Not fuckin bad

2018-03-21 09:28:05 UTC  

_we'll save so much money by outsourcing this to india_

2018-03-21 09:28:31 UTC  

_oh no now we have shit code that doesn't work and it needs to be done next week_

2018-03-21 09:28:41 UTC  

and then they hire someone for 10 times the amount

2018-03-21 09:28:57 UTC  

Magicâ„¢

2018-03-21 09:29:09 UTC  

The IBM style of software development

2018-03-21 09:29:39 UTC  

Nah but they put you on literally anywhere they can stick you

2018-03-21 09:30:04 UTC  

Some dudes got jobs putting Ethernet cables around a battleship for $35AUD/hr

2018-03-21 09:30:13 UTC  

Like this would be peak comfy

2018-03-21 09:30:58 UTC  

i dont know about you, but crawling through small spaces that are usually dusty and hot does not sound comfy to me

2018-03-21 09:31:12 UTC  

It's brand new ship, ready to be deployed

2018-03-21 09:31:15 UTC  

Essentially new

2018-03-21 09:31:22 UTC  

So they're clean small spaces

2018-03-21 09:33:34 UTC  

I like crawling in small spaces, its not a sexual thing but its comfy. I like to pretend I'm a mole.

2018-03-21 09:55:22 UTC  

what the fuck Richard

2018-03-21 09:55:35 UTC  

someone post that pic that was all over 4chan

2018-03-21 09:55:44 UTC  

of that guy stuck in a hole

2018-03-21 09:58:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/425956250904297490/BkmpH9v.jpg

2018-03-21 09:58:05 UTC  

that one

2018-03-21 11:01:57 UTC  

wait so was he rescued or no

2018-03-21 11:04:06 UTC  

As far as I was told by other Anons, the couldn't pull him out because breaking his legs would kill him by the shock

2018-03-21 11:04:28 UTC  

eventually he didn't respond and they just assumed he was dead or some shit and just closed the hole

2018-03-21 11:08:25 UTC  

aw rip

2018-03-21 11:17:33 UTC  

what if they just gave one of those small diving tubes

2018-03-21 11:17:36 UTC  

and then flood it

2018-03-21 11:17:39 UTC  

let him float out

2018-03-21 11:20:08 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-21 11:20:35 UTC  

Tfw finished Deus Ex Mankind Divided and it was so good I don't know what else to play

2018-03-21 11:20:41 UTC  

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-03-21 11:20:59 UTC  

I never asked for this

2018-03-21 11:23:43 UTC  
2018-03-21 11:30:51 UTC  

I just like how every game advertised in Russia has "no cd key required" in it
It just shows that the Russians never pay for their games <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-03-21 11:32:07 UTC  

And if they do its probably illegal money made from selling untaxed vodka and underground money laundering by buying up herds of goats and selling them in Afghanistan

2018-03-21 11:32:13 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-21 11:36:37 UTC  

Are you buying illegal keys

2018-03-21 11:36:42 UTC  

Enjoy being B&