```java
private int five = 9;
public void Foo() {
five = five - 5;
System.console.println("5" + five);
}
```

shit like that

"is there any reason to use java in 2018"

and it was multiple answer too

"no"

@Droidbot CORRECT: heres your lifetime supply of PIs

>people who actually answer "5five"

@Tervy danke

i laughed

>see cargoplane dumb around 100.000 pis on your car

If you're that newbie that you put "" around variables you don't deserve a damn pi

"umm... how i should get these home"

"i dunno we did the calculations on java to get the ammount enough for lifetime"

<:GWlulurdMmmYea:402868023393910794>

We had a presentation from Animal Logic about VFX and how the Lego Movie used 33k CPU cores total in the rendering process

wonder if they could render that on a 6mil pi cluster

probably

Though it did open my eyes about the jobs I could get for the gubmint

you mean where you clean up the shit code some pajeet wrote

They do a thing where they sponsor your uni education and give you part time work

Not fuckin bad

_we'll save so much money by outsourcing this to india_

_oh no now we have shit code that doesn't work and it needs to be done next week_

and then they hire someone for 10 times the amount

Magic™

The IBM style of software development

Nah but they put you on literally anywhere they can stick you

Some dudes got jobs putting Ethernet cables around a battleship for $35AUD/hr

Like this would be peak comfy

i dont know about you, but crawling through small spaces that are usually dusty and hot does not sound comfy to me

It's brand new ship, ready to be deployed

Essentially new

So they're clean small spaces

I like crawling in small spaces, its not a sexual thing but its comfy. I like to pretend I'm a mole.

what the fuck Richard

someone post that pic that was all over 4chan

of that guy stuck in a hole

that one

wait so was he rescued or no

As far as I was told by other Anons, the couldn't pull him out because breaking his legs would kill him by the shock