Lord give me chastity and self control - but not yet.”

As do I. But again, she isn't around all the time

depends on how much you like the workplace

^

Sounds like you're very controlling

I mean, if you want to end up on a sex offender registry by beating it at work and getting caught...

restroom stall

masturbation is just sex with someone who loves you

it's hard to get hookups when you're supposed to socially isolate

also dont masturbate at work

just don't

You're afraid of your own dick

im bisexual so its okay

exactly why I'm participating in no nut november, to break the cycle

Even charlemagne rubbed one out on occasion

St. Augustine is a saint

He was a super sinner

Yup

To leave his country in the same poor state he inherited it in

He was in carthage

Rome kinda had a day of it there

Meh. He expanded his empire to the breaking point & got destroyed by a thousand weaklings

Is it degeneracy to edge but never actually coom

I'm talking about charlemagne

😫

No fun for Bjorn ever again

"No soup for you"

Charlemagne followed the stupid inheritance tradition of his day

And split his kingdom

Which weakened it

"I have time, and will rub one out"
-TheMousez

Tradition can be a double edged sword

Sounds authoritative

I'm all for traditional rule, don't get me wrong, but sometimes it's not the best thing to do in the long run in certain cases

Don't quote the Bible unless you plan on following it word for word

My wife is a devote southern Baptist...and she decidedly ignores those commands...and gets very vexed when I bring them up

i don't need a book to tell me basic common sense on how to be a decent human bean

Leviticus 19:19 says, “Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material

Oops, burn all your cloths

Jesus is the fulfillment of the law

Then you've never farmed