Me with a new rifle and the wife shoots you a stink-eye

Just buy her some chocolate, flowers, and some jewelry and get used to your left hand for a bit while you sleep on the couch.

She'll get over it eventually. :3

@Jamesdabest na mate. My wife is my partner. She already deals with my shit more than anyone would

I mean.. that's pretty much a good deal for me. I get to game with the homies and she lays alone in a cold bed

Sheeeeeeeeit

It takes maybe 15mins before she just joins to snuggle on the couch

My fiancee doesn't like that I smoke cigars, but I got a new humidor and 100 smokes on the way.

She meets me half way by me going outside and not smelling up the house.

We've been together 16 years. We haven't had a fight in maybe a decade. I plan to keep it that way

Be like Arnold Schwarzenegger with a stoagie

Grats. I've been with mine for only 6 and 1/2 years.

Ty

I'm like 3yrs in with mine

The last time I got in trouble with mine was when I uploaded a photo of myself wearing my social distancing mask by putting tighty whities on my face with a brown stain on the ass end.

We don't fight, I just get in trouble.

Bruh moment

I got engaged after 4 years. Then married 6 years after that

She embarasses easily, but it was THAT moment that made me be one of her family's pack.

My family always smoked outside. My Aunt had horrible asthma and my Mom couldn't handle it in close with her lungs. Nobody I know minded smoking outside.

I just took a new pack of skivvies and rubbed a brown line in the dirt and wore it.

Oof

Though it REALLY does keep people away, tbh.

There, it is readable.

Make a new one and slosh nutella on it. Then lick it

My favorite cigar is the Romeo Y Julietta 1875.

Such a pleasant cigar.

I don't mind bottom shelf, but anything significant that is life altering for me I get one of those.

omfg, "special occasion" but with more words.

'Virtual inauguration'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Order the leaves & make you own

They're saying if Biden wins, people will attend via virtual inaugiration

That does indeed sound interesting. I have my grandfather's old reloading kit. He taught me to save brass.

Oh my fucking sides hurt

A lot of things I'd like to do and learn before I kick the bucket.

So I wake up happy most days because there's so much to look forward to.

Pearl Harbor survivers from the 75th anniversary. Many of these men are no longer with us.

https://youtu.be/hIZ_GvRO6l0

Remember what day it is today gents

Abitus sed non oblitus

"Gone but not forgotten"

My great uncle was in the liberation of Dachau