Message from @Jamesdabest

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2020-12-07 19:18:36 UTC  

@Jin I asked the wife if I could build one. She said maybe

2020-12-07 19:19:01 UTC  

It's not a no

2020-12-07 19:19:09 UTC  

Exactly

2020-12-07 19:19:19 UTC  

@TheMousez One day you'll learn that it's easier to beg for forgiveness than it is for permission.

2020-12-07 19:19:30 UTC  

She said the same thing when I asked to build my flamethrower

2020-12-07 19:19:47 UTC  

Me with a new rifle and the wife shoots you a stink-eye

2020-12-07 19:19:55 UTC  

Just buy her some chocolate, flowers, and some jewelry and get used to your left hand for a bit while you sleep on the couch.

2020-12-07 19:20:01 UTC  

She'll get over it eventually. :3

2020-12-07 19:20:20 UTC  

@Jamesdabest na mate. My wife is my partner. She already deals with my shit more than anyone would

2020-12-07 19:20:41 UTC  

I mean.. that's pretty much a good deal for me. I get to game with the homies and she lays alone in a cold bed

2020-12-07 19:20:52 UTC  

Sheeeeeeeeit

2020-12-07 19:21:08 UTC  

It takes maybe 15mins before she just joins to snuggle on the couch

2020-12-07 19:21:34 UTC  

My fiancee doesn't like that I smoke cigars, but I got a new humidor and 100 smokes on the way.

2020-12-07 19:22:03 UTC  

She meets me half way by me going outside and not smelling up the house.

2020-12-07 19:22:07 UTC  

We've been together 16 years. We haven't had a fight in maybe a decade. I plan to keep it that way

2020-12-07 19:22:15 UTC  

Be like Arnold Schwarzenegger with a stoagie

2020-12-07 19:22:35 UTC  

Grats. I've been with mine for only 6 and 1/2 years.

2020-12-07 19:22:49 UTC  

Ty

2020-12-07 19:23:02 UTC  

I'm like 3yrs in with mine

2020-12-07 19:23:25 UTC  

The last time I got in trouble with mine was when I uploaded a photo of myself wearing my social distancing mask by putting tighty whities on my face with a brown stain on the ass end.

2020-12-07 19:23:33 UTC  

We don't fight, I just get in trouble.

2020-12-07 19:23:43 UTC  

Bruh moment

2020-12-07 19:23:52 UTC  

I got engaged after 4 years. Then married 6 years after that

2020-12-07 19:23:59 UTC  

She embarasses easily, but it was THAT moment that made me be one of her family's pack.

2020-12-07 19:24:14 UTC  

My family always smoked outside. My Aunt had horrible asthma and my Mom couldn't handle it in close with her lungs. Nobody I know minded smoking outside.

2020-12-07 19:24:31 UTC  

I just took a new pack of skivvies and rubbed a brown line in the dirt and wore it.

2020-12-07 19:24:44 UTC  

Oof

2020-12-07 19:24:59 UTC  

Though it REALLY does keep people away, tbh.

2020-12-07 19:25:04 UTC  

There, it is readable.

2020-12-07 19:25:52 UTC  

Make a new one and slosh nutella on it. Then lick it

2020-12-07 19:26:00 UTC  

My favorite cigar is the Romeo Y Julietta 1875.

2020-12-07 19:26:17 UTC  

Such a pleasant cigar.

2020-12-07 19:26:40 UTC  

I don't mind bottom shelf, but anything significant that is life altering for me I get one of those.

2020-12-07 19:27:17 UTC  

omfg, "special occasion" but with more words.

2020-12-07 19:27:18 UTC  

'Virtual inauguration'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2020-12-07 19:27:20 UTC  

Order the leaves & make you own

2020-12-07 19:27:58 UTC  

They're saying if Biden wins, people will attend via virtual inaugiration

2020-12-07 19:28:02 UTC  

That does indeed sound interesting. I have my grandfather's old reloading kit. He taught me to save brass.

2020-12-07 19:28:05 UTC  

Oh my fucking sides hurt

2020-12-07 19:28:23 UTC  

A lot of things I'd like to do and learn before I kick the bucket.

2020-12-07 19:28:43 UTC  

So I wake up happy most days because there's so much to look forward to.