see you in purgatory

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Though i wanna be the antagonist <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I aint gay

Im merely pretending

hurrr muh lgb

Yes

i bring the gay out in shrimp

Trannies are not a sexuality

i'd like to see you explain to Petrus that the prostate tickling was merely a joke

Kek

I dont believe in physical existence in heaven

Only in becoming one with God again

you only believe in things you can stick up your boi butte

not like it would be of any use anyway

Dont remember the name of that theory

Sounds like some Spinoza shit

@Mad Jack If belieb

i believe in nothing

I believe in cod and a rising Portugal

if we didn't invade spain after we won the euro cup, then there's no hope for us

Id invade a spain

Ohhhhh Ernesto

that's the sort of name that gets made fun of

whomst the fuck is even called Ernesto in 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5nF0c8INE

oh ok, fair enough

Ay papi

We have a Dutch song called papi

It has basic rich bitches dance like ghetto nogs

thats exactly how i expected this to turn out honestly

we have a song here where a man says how much he likes to suck goat titties for the milk

I was honestly expecting a nice wholesome song about a father's role in a childs life

but it's ok, cuz its his goat

The whole daddy thing is really gross.

@Mad Jack is there really a diffrence tho

Either way you are drinking goat milk and touching goat titty, cut out the middleman

yeah, but if a man is sucking out the milk out of his goat's tiddies it's wierd, but hey, whatever

however if he's going around breaking into people's property to suck the milk out of their goats, that's some terrifying idea

every girl ive ever dated has a daddy kink

OH YES PAPA